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26 M Mount Pleasant, MI

My Details

Last Online
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White, Other
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
I'm a student at CMU studying actuarial sciences and neuroscience. I am applying to graduate schools for neuroscience. I've also recently started to consider forensics, too, I'd love to put away some bad guys!

I inadvertently lead an adventurous life... These are all true stories:
- I got free breadsticks once because the people at Hungry Howie's thought the police beat me up.
- I have a chameleon friend named Carlos Danger. He spends a lot of time defending justice and fighting his evil twin.
- I was once detained by the TSA for accidental smuggling/terrorism.
- I smuggle candy into movie theatres.
- I have held an Olympic gold medal.
- I flew a plane for a bit and didn't crash!
- I got in a car chase with an actual, legit airport bomber and met Channel 7 news.
- I have found strangers passed out in my apartment.
- When I was a kid I met Bill Nye.
- I have been in the same room as a living, breathing cyborg.
And much, much more!

Besides that I'm just trying to lead an honest, decent and enjoyable life.
I’m really good at
Following Netflix's orders without hesitation. "Eight seasons of Supernatural my liege? As you command." I don't even fight it, it owns me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm made of bone, flesh and plasma
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music, two words. Hotel California.

Movies, two words. Starship Troopers.

Favorite TV shows takes more than two words. Judge Judy and Ancient Aliens! South Park, Archer, Supernatural and Fringe are definitely the favorites, but not even close to the only shows I love.

As for books... I'm currently between series. I finished Revelation Space and all of its sequels and short stories. I'm working on finding another qualified series. Kurt Vonnegut is my favorite author.

Food, I have pretty plain tastes. I like all of the staple American foods. I like burgers, hot dogs, fries, pizza, etc. I'm also basically family at the Chinese food place by my work, I eat there way too often!
The six things I could never do without
- Candy
- Netflix
- Interesting projects to keep me busy
- Exercise bike
- My accumulations
- Lazy days

Not in order, actually nearly backwards. I also love parafilm but could biologically survive without it. Probably.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately I've been watching a lot of Supernatural so I've been wanting to hunt a ghost even though I don't believe in them. Allegedly my work is haunted, so we'll see where this goes.

I think I'd want to hunt a reanimated mummy most
On a typical Friday night I am
I go where my Fridays take me! A routine would be kind of restrictive, I think.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I rarely talk in my sleep, but when i do, I talk about space
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you made it this far down my ridiculously long profile it probably means you want to send a message. I'm looking to meet new people, though I'm not looking to jump into dating. I think it's just best to take things slow. But, getting to know eachother and seeing if there's chemistry, that I'd like to do. So message me!

Also if you want to go to a monster truck show just for the adventure of it, let me know!

Must love dinosaurs.