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26 M Brighton, MI

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Last Online
Yesterday – 5:59pm
White, Other
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Justin. I am loyal, easygoing, and not secretly an octopus.

I went to Central for Biomedial Sciences, Neuroscience and Actuarial Sciences. I'm currently working on getting a career started working on numbers! It sounds lame, I know, but when your degree is in math you can think of really high numbers to make other people write on your paycheck. So, it has perks : P
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I inadvertently lead an adventurous life... These are all true stories:
- I got free breadsticks once because the people at Hungry Howie's thought the police beat me.
- I have a Yemen Chameleon named Carlos Danger. Bonus points if you know where the name came from : )
- I was once detained by the TSA for accidental smuggling/terrorism.
- I'm kind of like a drug mule when it comes to bringing candy into movie theatres.
- I flew a plane for a bit and didn't crash!
- I got in a car chase with an actual, legit, convicted airport bomber and met Channel 7 news as a result.
- I broke at least one of my vertebrae, so I'm kind of like Batman.
- I have found a stranger passed out in my apartment.
- I have found a stranger who was not passed out in my apartment. Who then stole my fabric...
- When I was a kid I met Bill Nye.
- I have been in the same room as a living, breathing cyborg.
And much, much more!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Following Netflix's orders without hesitation. "Eight seasons of Supernatural? As you command." I don't even fight it, it owns me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am a typical human being who is certainly a perfectly normal human being and definitely not an octopus in a three piece suit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music, two words. Hotel California. Though it also seems that a lot of songs/bands/etc I like historically link back to Motley Crue.

Movies, two words. Starship Troopers.

Octodad: The Dadliest Catch

Favorite TV shows takes more than two words. Judge Judy and Ancient Aliens! South Park, Archer, Supernatural and Fringe are definitely the favorites, but not even close to the only shows I love.

As for books, I'm currently between series. I finished Revelation Space and all of its sequels and short stories. I also really liked the Quiet War series even if the last book was incomprehensible (to me). I'm working on finding another qualified series. Probably my favorite book is either Chasm City or Cowboy Angels. Kurt Vonnegut is my favorite author.

Also, I love this short story about online dating:

Food, I have pretty plain tastes. I like all of the staple American foods. I like burgers, hot dogs, fries, pizza, etc. I'm also basically family at the Chinese food place by my work, I eat there way too often!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Candy
- Netflix
- Interesting projects to keep me busy
- Exercise bike
- My accumulations
- Lazy days

Not in order, actually nearly backwards. I also love parafilm but could biologically survive without it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Harvey Dent. Can we trust him?

Also, what the hell are dinosaurs, exactly? Reptiles? It's what I always thought I knew but they're not, are they?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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Must love dinosaurs.