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26 M Brighton, MI

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Last Online
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White, Other
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Justin. I am loyal, easygoing, and secretly an octopus.

I went to Central for Biomedical Sciences, Neuroscience and Actuarial Sciences. I've just recently left Mount Pleasant to find better work so I'm looking for people to meet, things to do, etc.
What I’m doing with my life
I inadvertently lead an adventurous life... These are all true stories:
- I got free breadsticks once because the people at Hungry Howie's thought the police beat me up.
- I have a Yemen Chameleon named Carlos Danger. Bonus points if you know where the name came from : )
- I was once detained by the TSA for accidental smuggling/terrorism.
- I smuggle candy into movie theatres.
- I flew a plane for a bit and didn't crash!
- I got in a car chase with an actual, legit airport bomber and met Channel 7 news as a result.
- I broke one of my vertebrae and apparently just don't care.
- I have found strangers passed out in my apartment.
- I have found strangers who are not passed out in my apartment. Who then stole my fabric...
- When I was a kid I met Bill Nye.
- I have been in the same room as a living, breathing cyborg.
And much, much more!

Besides that I'm just trying to lead an honest, decent and enjoyable life.
I’m really good at
Following Netflix's orders without hesitation. "Eight seasons of Supernatural my liege? As you command." I don't even fight it, it owns me.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am a normal human being who is certainly a perfectly typical human being and definitely not an octopus in a three piece suit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music, two words. Hotel California. Though it also seems that a lot of songs/bands/etc I like historically link back to Motley Crue.

Movies, two words. Starship Troopers.

Octodad: The Dadliest Catch

Favorite TV shows takes more than two words. Judge Judy and Ancient Aliens! South Park, Archer, Supernatural and Fringe are definitely the favorites, but not even close to the only shows I love.

As for books, I'm currently between series. I finished Revelation Space and all of its sequels and short stories. I also really liked the quiet war series even if the last book was incomprehensible (to me). I'm working on finding another qualified series. Probably my favorite book is either Chasm City or Cowboy Angels. Kurt Vonnegut is my favorite author.

Food, I have pretty plain tastes. I like all of the staple American foods. I like burgers, hot dogs, fries, pizza, etc. I'm also basically family at the Chinese food place by my work, I eat there way too often!
The six things I could never do without
- Candy
- Netflix
- Interesting projects to keep me busy
- Exercise bike
- My accumulations
- Lazy days

Not in order, actually nearly backwards. I also love parafilm but could biologically survive without it. Probably.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm currently having an identity crisis regarding dinosaurs. Traditionally I had thought of them as reptiles but they're certainly not lizards and probably not reptiles. What are they?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am actually a secret octopus in an elaborate human costume.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Must love dinosaurs.