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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30-47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:16am
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Has kid(s)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let me start with this. If our match % is low it is because I am deleting all questions and starting over. Not the same guy I was 2 years ago.

Ok on to real profile.

I have never met a stranger, and can make most anyone laugh (if you don't get sarcasm, maybe don't message me)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a senior art director at a publishing company and I have 50% custody of my son (no weekend parenting). and i would not have it any other way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
how many times can i say i am funny on this site.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book is "A Short History of Nearly Everything" by Bill Bryson. I love any book by David Sedaris. Huge fan of contemporary fiction. I love ALL food. Music is a must in my life (very versatile taste) and I love going to live shows (but don't get to many these days). As far as TV, the only show I look forward to is Meet the Press on Sundays.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my son, iPhone, iPad, friends, my students, typography.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Always learning new things to further my career.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either out with friends or with my son, or doing nothing. sometimes all of those things at the same time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
what is the point of going public here?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are smart, sarcastic, stunning... pretty much anything that begins with the letter S.

Good taste in music is a must, no boy bands.

Oh, and I don't care if you have a kayak, why does everyone on dating sites have kayaks?

Ok, i guess i need to add... If you live out of the state of FL, please don't bother. If you live in Africa, please don't ask for my email.