47 Orlando, FL
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My self-summary
Let me start with this. If our match % is low it is because I am deleting all questions and starting over. Not the same guy I was 2 years ago.

Ok on to real profile.

I have never met a stranger, and can make most anyone laugh (if you don't get sarcasm, maybe don't message me)
What I’m doing with my life
I am a senior art director at a publishing company and I have 50% custody of my son (no weekend parenting). and i would not have it any other way.
I’m really good at
making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
how many times can i say i am funny on this site.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book is "A Short History of Nearly Everything" by Bill Bryson. I love any book by David Sedaris. Huge fan of contemporary fiction. I love ALL food. Music is a must in my life (very versatile taste) and I love going to live shows (but don't get to many these days). As far as TV, the only show I look forward to is Meet the Press on Sundays.
The six things I could never do without
my son, iPhone, iPad, friends, my students, typography.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Always learning new things to further my career.
On a typical Friday night I am
either out with friends or with my son, or doing nothing. sometimes all of those things at the same time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
what is the point of going public here?
You should message me if
You are smart, sarcastic, stunning... pretty much anything that begins with the letter S.

Good taste in music is a must, no boy bands.

Oh, and I don't care if you have a kayak, why does everyone on dating sites have kayaks?

Ok, i guess i need to add... If you live out of the state of FL, please don't bother. If you live in Africa, please don't ask for my email.