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47 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 32–52
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:35pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I am looking for a smart and exciting woman to date. I really enjoy dating - getting to know someone, seeing movies and shows together, going to parties.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a writer, comedian and downtown performance artist. For most of this century I have been performing my weird little comedy show that examines modern pornography. Porn is a powerful influence on our culture, and I talk about that influence from a pro-sex perspective while showing amazing videos of good and bad porn.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh
Summing things up in a sentence or two
Staying up late
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile, although since I talk a lot, many people hear me before they see me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Most recent books: The Forever War, Why The World Exists, Sex at Dawn, Childhood's End, The Hobbit, Radical Ecstasy, Big Sex, Little Death, Bossypants,

Movies: American Hustle, Holy Motors, Django Unchained, Blue Velvet, Moonrise Kingdom, Killer Joe.

TV: Daily Show, South Park, Portlandia, The Soup, Black Mirror, Walking Dead, Inside Amy Schumer, House of Cards, Sherlock, Mighty Boosh,

Music: LCD Soundsystem, Jack White, The Kills, Prince, Chemical Brothers, Bowie, Elvis Costello, Lupe Fiasco, Daft Punk, Underworld, Girl Talk, various pop hits and mash-ups of those pop hits, Beasties, Infant Sorrow, Missy Elliot, Steinski, Talking Heads.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog Bowie
Final Cut Pro
Taking photos
Telling stories
Chocolate chip cookies
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I go out to an event or party any night of the week, but lately Fridays have been date night for me (if I'm not busy writing my next show!).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am in a long-term open/poly relationship with luckybunnygirl. We do not date as a couple, and both have relationships in addition to our primary connection to each other.
You should message me if
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You find me attractive, don't hate porn and you are comfortable dating someone who already has a primary relationship.

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