Howdy, my name is Jason. Just some guy from Florida. I love baseball, riding my bike, going to the beach, and movies. I know, I know, what the fuck are those? Well, get to know me and I'll show you because I'm rich. I could ride on the backs of four manatees to four matinees in one day if I wanted to and if you play your cards right, one of them might be with you. You're buying the popcorn though, that shits expensive.

I'm an industrial designer, illustrator, substitute teacher, beekeeper, and I play the guitar and mandolin. I have horses. I paint and draw.

To my dog, Louie, I'm the guy who throws the frisbee

Joggling

I think people notice my smile because I've got nice teeth.

"Damn! That's a cold ass honkey."

A young Robert Downey Jr.

the hobbit, dan brown books, James Patterson books, A Song of Ice and Fire

Star Wars, James Bond, Die Hard, Blade Runner, Wes Anderson films, Quentin Tarantino films, anything with action and suspense, adventure and scifi. Judd Apatow films, The Hangover films, Marvel and DC comics films

Suits, Castle, Chicago Fire, New Girl, Modern Family, Saturday Night Live, An Idiot Abroad, Portlandia, Game of Thrones, Mad Men

Band of Horses, Bon Iver, Local Natives, Pinback, Fleet Foxes, Have Gun Will Travel, The Middle East, The Avett Brothers, Chris Thile, The Walkmen, The Black Keys, Bob Dylan, James Blake, Mumford & Sons

Chipotle

Boys, shopping, my iPhone, yoga pants, cuddling, manicures, flip flops

Space or stuff Neil deGrasse Tyson says about space

When a monkey nibbles on a penis it's funny in any language

After leaving the gym I'm probably ready to go out and get some food or have a few drinks with friends, catch a movie, or pour myself a glass of whiskey at home if it has been an especially rough week.

If you're a nice person and if you like dogs

Girls who like baseball >