Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I, like you, am the product of a few billion iterations on a theme.
Also like you, I enjoy serotonin
release. As a sexually adventurous male
(probably not like you), I despise the effects of prolactin
This is known.
My greatest hope is that someone will one day think me worthy of a
. (I may or may not be an aspiring
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I did a PhD in stem cell biology and then defected to consulting.
I'm a real fake doctor now! I also started a little company to
improve bio research education in high schools, but that had to
stay behind when I moved here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm smiling. I can't help it.
Although some girls tell me it's my eyes. They're usually hazel,
and change colors, anywhere from gray to gold with greens in
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
. The Rational Optimist
. Then other good stuff too: Steinbeck's "To a God Unknown
" is one
of my favourites.
. (It's about a scientist who finds the cure to aging,
so it's my de facto favourite film.) But I enjoy a lot of movies.
My favourite quote from a movie comes from Conan the Destroyer
"Princess: Nothing hurts you, does it, Conan?
Conan: Only pain."
, How I Met Your
. Mashups, especially Super Mash Bros.
, but Girl Talk
is good too. I
spend a lot of time doing experiments by myself, so having a set of
awesome music is important to keep up my energy level. If you hear
it in a club, I probably enjoy it. Also, I'm not afraid to admit my
love of Britney
. When I'm feeling more mellow I like VAST
Food: all of it. God, I love food. There has not been a culture
whose food I have not found delicious. The only food I have ever
tried that I really don't like is the rutabaga.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
OKC tells me I need six. But really I can suffice with three.
- A challenge.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What am I going to do this weekend to make it LEGEN...
Wait for it.
Also the other good stuff, like science, mortality, alternate/ideal
political and economic systems, how to most effectively change the
world. And stem cells, obviously (who doesn't, amirite?).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing handstands, learning to fly, and wishing I had more flexible
hamstrings. (This is all one activity. Two points if you can guess
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll tell you all my secrets.
I like citric acid in my beer.
I'm kiiiiiiiinda into kinky girls. I jokingly call myself Pavlov's
Dom because my experience with kinky folks has been so good.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you have gotten this far and are thinking "I kinda hopes he
sends me a message." Cute girls get drowned with messages on OKC,
but guys, even the cute ones, don't. Because of this, OKCupid works
best when the girl reaches out first. The start of an interesting
conversation is naturally preferable, but even a simple 'hello' is
enough for me to sit up, read your profile, and look at your
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