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23 M Woodhaven, NY

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  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 5:44pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hello I am Jonathan. I graduated last May with a BA in Secondary Education (History) and a Minor in Government. This winter I started up my MA in History. I am a complete shameless nerd, especially in regards to sports politics and history.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attending Grad classes at St. John's, working for the man at K-Mart. I want to be a junior high/high school history teacher. I did my student teaching last term and I loved it, my 7th graders melted my heart.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing parody songs about history.
Making a fool of myself during karaoke.
Backyard wiffleball.
Recalling random songs and pop culture references.
Running (I’m not good at it persay, but I have a good commitment to it)
Pointless sports, and history trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile. Thank you modern dentistry. I am a happy easy going guy :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Catcher in the Rye, Moneyball, To Kill a Mockingbird, 1984, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Profiles in Courage, The Last Campaign: Robert F. Kennedy and 82 Days That Inspired America, Game Change

Plays: Newsies, All My Sons, Death of a Salesman, The Crucible

Movies: Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Get Him to the Greek, I Love You, Man, 21 Jump Street, The American President, Airplane, Coming to America, American Beauty, Almost Famous, Adventureland, West Side Story, Love and Other Drugs, Field of Dreams, Pick of Destiny, Dazed and Confused

Shows: Parks and Rec, Community, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, The Office, Big Love, Nurse Jackie, Bored to Death, Louie, Tosh.O, Vanguard, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The West Wing, Friends, The Whitest Kids U Know, Eastbound and Down, 30 for 30, Oliver Stone’s Untold History of the United States

I'm into rock, classic rock, hip-hop, alternative and punk, including:
Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Green Day, The Beatles, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, The Who, The Doors, Bob Dylan, Stone Temple Pilots, Beastie Boys, Foo Fighters, The Clash, Metallica, Ramones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against the Machine, Jay-Z, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Linkin Park, Tenacious D, Alice in Chains, Kanye West, Pearl Jam, Weezer, Billy Joel, Matt & Kim, Sum 41, Bruce Springsteen, blink-182, The Rolling Stones, Neil Young, Santana, Hoodie Allen, Jimi Hendrix, Elton John, Franz Ferdinand, Jo-DBL, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, NOFX, The Allman Brothers Band, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, Bon Jovi, Page & Plant, Cream, Johnny Cash, Jefferson Airplane, Blue Öyster Cult, Jay-Z and Linkin Park.

Food: I love Italian food, if you can teach me how to make some, or can make some, I am obliged to be your friend lol. Pasta, Chicken Parm, and Salad are my trinity of Italian food.
In a distant second I like Tex-Mex, I love chicken quesadillas, and tacos. One time my school had taco night, and I almost wept out of pure joy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Internet: I am an information junkie, I am always on Feedly, facebook, and twitter.
2. Sports: I am a diehard Yankee, Jets, and Knicks fan. I am also a fan of the Rangers. I don’t quite get the rules of hockey, or have the time to follow it, but go Rangers!
3. T.V.
4. Books: I love to read when I wake up and when I go to bed.
5. Friends and family, I may be shy at first but I am a people person.
6. Smartphone (S3)/Tablet (Nexus 7):I love my Pod-Casts (TED, This Week in Tech, The Moth, Freakanomics, This American Life, Stuff You Missed in History Class, Hang Up and Listen, Art of Wrestling)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social justice issues, the situations in Syria and Egypt, LGBT issues, gender equality, and sports.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catching a college basketball (Let's Go Jaspers!), reading a book, running, drinking a nice beer, and catching up on current events.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I preformed a parody rap about the French Revolution drunk for an Education Final.
I use to weigh 248 pounds in high school.
I’ve twice donated my hair for cancer. The second time I got to meet Patrick Ewing Jr. and Wilson Chandler.
Khloe Kardashian is my favorite Kardashian.
I like reading Jezebel.
You should message me if
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You want to. I am very cordial, nice, and easy to talk to. I always try to answer back.
You want to talk about sports, politics, history, or religion and spirituality.
You are Leslie Knope
or Ann Perkins
You can teach me to cook or speak another language (Italian, Portuguese, Spanish, Hebrew, etc…) Yeah dad was born in Italy, mom in Portugal, and I didn't learn either...
Feel free to message me first, I really appreciate outgoing women.
Hope you have a nice day. :)