Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


29 Portland, OR Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:46pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a nice guy I think.

I'm kinda nerdy, and I make jokes constantly. Most of them are bad but I make lots throughout the day to make up for it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school (not this term though)
Volunteering at an animal shelter.
("hanging out with cats" is probably a better answer.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mad libs.
I enjoy creative writing...I think i'm good at it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love comedy.
I love, love, love improv and stand-up comedy. Andy Daly is my favourite (that isn't a typo, i'm canadian.) I love anything Paul F. Tompkins does, as well as Matt Gourley, Lauren Lapkus and others. (if you know who those people are, then you know who the others are probably)

I love reading. Sci-Fi and Fantasy mostly. Comics also.

The only song I like is the monster mash.
I like old music...beatles, kinks, led zeppelin. That kinda stuff...good music. Nothing new really, except that joke/fake rap group "turquoise jeep."

My favourite show is The Simpsons.
I like the walking dead...anything with zombies. Southpark. Star Trek. Andy Daly's Review.
I left out lots of other shows I like...if it's funny, I probably watch it.

I love MST3K. I love watching "bad movies."

I like musicals...If they're funny. "Something funny happened on the way to the forum" is probably my favourite movie.
Might be spinal tap. Anything made by Christopher Guest I like.
Monty python movies also.

Any kind of food is fine, I'm not picky. I enjoy cooking, but I don't think i'm very good at it. At least i'm in there trying. I don't use the microwave much.
I really like breakfast, even for dinner.
dessert also, even for dinner.

I like video games and board games, with the right people. I like rpgs and stuff. I'm fond of my little 3ds.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kitty.
Coffee. (Is there anyone who doesn't have 'coffee' on this list? not a very original answer but it's true)
Improv Comedy Podcasts. (Comedy Bang Bang, Dead Authors, ect.)
My walk. I walk at least 5 miles almost every night. Keeps me in shape and stuff. Always with headphones on, I'm gonna get hit by a car one day.
The Simpsons.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Puns, and how to insert them into as many sentences as possible.

Aliens, ghosts and black eyed children. Coast to Coast AM topics. I'm a complete skeptic, but I still love that stuff.

I'm also always conscious of this annoying cowlick I I'm thinking about that a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't really like to go out to bars and stuff anymore, I never really did, now I'm just old enough to admit/accept it. People are annoying, and lots of loud drunk people are super annoying. I'm probably just at home being stoned (sometimes) and reading or playing something.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
We have things in common and you think I'm a handsome lad.

Watching funny shows and cuddling doesn't sound like a boring night to you.