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jhdjhdjhd

42 / M / Straight / Single

Wynnewood, Pennsylvania

His Details

Last Online
Jun 12
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm not "vanilla" enough to find what I'm looking for on a site like match, but I'm a bit too normal for something like adultfriendfinder, so I'm hoping this site falls somewhere in the middle. ;)

I like irreverence and going against the grain. I hate humidity. I enjoy long, strenuous hikes with killer views. I think soy milk is gross and cottage cheese is scary. I love a good movie and freshly popped popcorn. I think microwave popcorn embodies all that is wrong with modern society. I have strong opinions about many things. And I feel very strongly that it's super-duper awesome to have strong opinions. ;) I think hands can be extremely sexy, and I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that yoga pants totally turn me on. I think enhanced body parts are a big turn-off. I make awesome yogurt-based smoothies in the summer. I love having my hair shampooed and my scalp massaged before a hair-cut. I hate the small-talk during haircuts, although it's better than the dental hygienist trying to engage in small talk while she sticks tools in your mouth. I love the video of the song that Gotye and Kimbra sing together and could watch it a million times without getting tired of it. I love how the musical Grease combines totally cheesy, innocent fun with kink (tight black leather pants?) and x-rated lyrics (have you REALLY listened to "Greased Lightening"??). In fact, that probably best describes what I'm looking for -- someone who's one part innocent Sandra Dee in saddlebacks and one part Olivia Newton-John in stilettos. I'm getting goose bumples just thinking about it.
What I’m doing with my life
I like to get dressed up like an attorney and go to work and pretend I'm an attorney and talk like an attorney. It's fun. Nobody knows that I'm really a rock star who happens to have a law degree.
I’m really good at
Falling asleep. Seriously. Any time, anywhere, in less than 15 seconds. It's bizarre.

I also have perfect relative pitch and extremely astute ears musically, so music that most people find acceptable can sound like a train wreck to me, but when I hear the really good stuff, I'm transported. Ask me about a perfect example from my recent trip to Puerto Morelos, Mexico.
The first things people usually notice about me
That, unlike David Bowie, my eyes are exactly the same color. It's a little freaky in a sexy kind of way.

And apparently my smile could melt glaciers, according to one of the sweetest compliments I've ever received. So now I try to stay away from glaciers because they're melting fast enough as it is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Old Favorites: A Prayer for Owen Meany, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Hobbit (just read it again recently, great book!).
Recent Favorites: No Biking in the House Without a Helmet, Wonder, Born to Run.
Japanese, Thai and Indian food.
Grease. The musical. Not the kind in Thai and Indian food.
Rocky I, Rocky II, and Rocky III (not IV or V)
Star Wars Episodes IV, V, and VI (not I, II or III)
Just about anything at the Ritz theaters.

Music:
Somewhat Hip Music Favorites: Sister Hazel, Veronicas, OneRepublic, O.A.R., KT Tunstall, All-American Rejects, Jimmy Eat World...
Not-So-Hip Music Favorites: James Taylor, Billy Joel, Lyle Lovett, Beatles, Indigo Girls, Hall & Oates, Sting, Shawn Colvin, U2...
The six things I could never do without
E String
A String
D String
G String
B String
E String
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why so many otherwise rational people believe in god.
On a typical Friday night I am
Recovering from a typical work-week. (Pretending like you're an attorney all week long is exhausting!!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know what D/s means. And I think it's kinda hot.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You think going bowling or walking around Old City is a better first date than going to dinner; you like those bumper stickers with a bigger fish eating a smaller fish more than the ones with just a fish; you recognize that people who are not from the Philly area think saying "down the shore" sounds slightly ridiculous.