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jholland87

27 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
NYC transplant via Maryland by way of Texas. Looking for likeminded lady to take out on various adventures.

And by adventures I mean: dancing, exploring the city (or surrounding areas), trying new foods, picnicking in the park (Prospect, not Central, of course), biking to the beach (weather permitting), playing with my dog, seeing insane midnight movies, and more...

Carnivor, outdoorsman, discophile, cinephile, sports fan, humanist, socialist, artist, gentleman... A few words that can best sum me up!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in the art department for film and television. Selling fancy hats and djing on the side.

this is my party: Discosynthesis

Chances are if you've been to Union Hall on a saturday night and have seen a guy wearing a tuxedo and dancing like a maniac, then you've seen me before... Next time say "hi"

Somewhere Out of Time by Holla! on Mixcloud

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Designing and decorating sets, and getting paid for the privilege!

Film work is my passion. But I also love music, cooking and making people laugh!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Red Beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Way too much to choose from. So here is a tasting menu for your viewing pleasure!

Film: Coen Brothers, Tarantino, De Palma, Scorcese, W & PT Anderson, Wright...

Music: Daft Punk, New Order, Talking Heads, Springsteen, Fleetwood Mac, Prince, Chic...

Books: Vonnegut, Palahnuik, HST, Tolkien, Herbert...

Shows: Twin Peaks, Flying Circus, Breaking Bad, Shameless (UK), The Mighty Boosh, Parks & Rec, It's Always Sunny, Walking Dead, Arrow...

Food: All of the food!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The owls are not what they seem.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the usual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We used to have to get up out of the lake at 3 o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go down't mill, work 20 hours a day for 4 pence every 2 months. And when we'd get home, our dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle... If we were lucky!!!
You should message me if
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You want to go out with me sometime in the near future.

You want me to cook dinner for you and then rub your neck while we watch netflix and get baked!

You love dogs, Brit humour, and the excitement of trying something new!

Also you should be cool. Yea, please be cool.