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jholland87

27 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Welsh (Okay)

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My self-summary
I think the words below do an apt job of summarizing myself.

But you should meet me and judge for yourself!
What I’m doing with my life
Following the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.

With a little bit of art department work for film and TV thrown in for good measure!

Also recently became a Haberdasher at a hat shop in Brooklyn... So I got that going for me.

Figuring out the perfect combination of words required for you to be interested in me... p.s. this is surprisingly exhausting!
I’m really good at
Lighting the balls off of a movie set. Designing the tits off of a film production. Trivial Pursuit and/or bar trivia. Being silly (ask to see my Silly Walk). Dj-ing. Cooking. Drawing. Writing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Tolkien, Hunter S. Thompson, Hitchens, Elmore Leonard, Frank Herbert... Zombies, Sci-fi, Fantasy, Humor, Mystery, Noir, Philosophy...

Films by: the Coen Brothers (The Big Lebowski is my all time favorite film), Tarantino, Scorsese, PT Anderson, Spike Lee, Hitchcock, Carpenter, Gilliam, Argento, Aronofsky, Goddard, DePalma, VonTrier, Spike Jones, Kubrick, Wes Anderson, Edgar Wright, Gaspar Noe, Gondry, Takashi Miike, Kurosawa, Nicolas Winding Refn, Fincher, Guy Ritchie, Lynch, Cronenberg...

Shows: Parks and Recreation, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Snuff Box, Twin Peaks, Family Guy, South Park, Party Down, Saxondale, Spaced, Todd Margaret, Mr. Show, Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Check It Out, The Ricky Gervais Show, Archer, Home Movies, Squidbillies, Workaholics, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Extras, Seinfeld, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Shameless (UK)...

Music: Daft Punk, Talking Heads, Chic, New Order, Larry Levan, George Harrison, M83, Fleetwood Mac, Kate Bush, HAIM, Radiohead, Broken Social Scene, Modest Mouse, Metallica, The Misfits, The Clash, Slayer, Kraftwerk, MSTRKRFT, Justice, Breakbot, Diplo, Todd Terry, Masters At Work, A-Trak, Kool & the Gang, Animal Collective, Alan Braxe, Fred Falke, Chromeo, Michael Jackson, Prince, Cerrone, Bruce Springsteen, Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Beatles, ELO, The Bee Gees, DJ Falcon, Empire of the Sun, Earth Wind and Fire, Led Zeppelin...

Food: Sushi, Blue Crab, Burgers, Pork, Pasta, Pizza, Tacos, Burritos, Pitas, Pickles, Peppers, Dips and Sauces, Ill try anything...
The six things I could never do without
1. Moving images
2. Tunes that make you move
3. Technology that makes life easier [that isn't to say I don't know how to "rough it"]
4. Animals of all shapes and sizes, but especially my pit-bull!
5. People to share my time on earth with
6. Things that keep my body in proper working order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Humanism. And why is there not a Humanism option on OkC?!
Also space is infinitely fascinating!!
And being that its summer time in NY... I often wonder: "What on earth is that smell, and is anyone going to do anything about it?"
Oh and if you have taken a selfie in a public bathroom, you need help. Please seek immediate medical attention for your rampant narcissism!
On a typical Friday night I am
I'll just say what most people say, and go with Netflix/hulu binge or hanging with friends. But this describes most nights of the week. Why are Fridays so special?!?! Why not Tuesdays??
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a penchant for tall girls. I like legs, so sue me!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You've got green eyes. Or you've got gray eyes. Or you've got blue eyes.... [or if you have any idea what i'm talking about]

You're creative in any way and/or like to make things with your hands! Nothing sexier than a creative mind and out-going personality!

You love tattoos and dancing.

Or you want to be the Alabama to my Clarence!

As H.S.T. famously said: Buy the ticket, take the ride!

Also only message me if you want to go out on a date with me. I'm not interested in having conversations over the internet that we could be having in person! That is why facebook exists.