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jholland87

28 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:23am
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born in Baltimore. Raised in Dallas. Living in NYC for the last 8 years. Probably will end up in LA in a few years (such is film/tv life). I love a good adventure (suck it Gwildor!).

And by adventures I mean: dancing, exploring the city (or surrounding areas), trying new foods, picnicking in the park (Prospect, not Central, of course), biking to the beach (weather permitting), playing with my dog, seeing insane midnight movies, and more...

Carnivor, outdoorsman, discophile, cinephile, sports fan, humanist, socialist, artist, gentleman...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in the art department for film and television. Selling fancy hats and djing on the side.

Somewhere Out of Time by Holla! on Mixcloud

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Film work is my passion. But I also love music, cooking and making people laugh! I almost never speak in my actually voice and quote movies far too often.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Red Beard/Green Eyes.... So basically that I'm a "Daywalker"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Way too much to choose from. So here is a tasting menu for your viewing pleasure!

Film: Coen Brothers, Tarantino, De Palma, Scorcese, W & PT Anderson, Wright...

Music: Daft Punk, New Order, Talking Heads, Springsteen, Fleetwood Mac, Prince, Chic...

Books: Vonnegut, Palahnuik, HST, Tolkien, Herbert...

Shows: Twin Peaks, Flying Circus, Breaking Bad, Shameless (UK), Danger 5, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, The Mighty Boosh, Parks & Rec, It's Always Sunny, Walking Dead, Arrow, Silicon Valley, GOT, Brooklyn Nine Nine...

Food: All of the food!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The owls are not what they seem.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home, it's where I want to be. Pick me up and turn me round!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We used to have to get up out of the lake at 3 o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go down't mill, work 20 hours a day for 4 pence every 2 months. And when we'd get home, our dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle... If we were lucky!!!

Oh the life of a Yorkshireman...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to dance. Like dogs (specifically pit bulls). You love to laugh and have a mean silly walk. You should love movies because I never shut up about them. You like a man that can cook an amazing meal and build stuff with his hands. You're quick witted and can hold your own in an intelligent dialogue. You're empathetic toward others and share my Humanistic outlook on life.

Also you should be cool. Yea, please be cool too!