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27 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Working on university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Welsh (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm from Maryland by way of Texas. So I'm equal parts east-coast intellectual and southern gentleman. I'm currently wrapping up my BA in film production at Brooklyn College. I work in film production and do a little DJ work on the side. Disco and house are my jamz, but the punk-rock metal-head in me comes out to play every now and then. I am a fan of sports (hockey and football, mostly) but I am not a fanatic. Also played lacrosse for about 20 years but somehow avoided becoming a douche-bag. I ride my bike as often as I can! I love the complexities of outer-space and often wonder at its enormity. I love history, politics and philosophy. And I am always down for an in-depth discussion on those topics. But I also love to discuss film, music and other forms of art. I enjoy being silly when I can, but serious when I need to be. I smoke weed frequently and drink occasionally. Im trying to quit smoking cigarettes, so I can't hold anyone else's vices against them! As a result of my sporadic and demanding work schedule, I do not go out much to "pick up" girls at bars. This explains my presence on OkC.

So it goes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Following the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.

With a little bit of art department work for film and TV thrown in for good measure!

Haberdasher at Goorin Bros. hat shop in Park Slope... Hats will cost you, but flirting is free!!!

Annnnd this:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Arranging objects and lighting in a visually pleasing manner in front of a camera.
- Spontaneously breaking into various accents and signing songs horribly out of key (mostly to my dog. She seems to appreciate the gesture!).
- Remembering minute details about films you may or may not have seen.
- Making people dance, it brings me unparalleled pleasure.
- Being incessantly creative!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Day-walker! Red Beard!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Tolkien, Hunter S. Thompson, Hitchens, Elmore Leonard, Frank Herbert... Zombies, Sci-fi, Fantasy, Humor, Mystery, Noir, Philosophy...

Films by: the Coen Brothers (The Big Lebowski is my all time favorite film), Tarantino, Scorsese, PT Anderson, Spike Lee, Hitchcock, Carpenter, Gilliam, Argento, Aronofsky, Goddard, DePalma, VonTrier, Spike Jones, Kubrick, Wes Anderson, Edgar Wright, Gaspar Noe, Gondry, Takashi Miike, Kurosawa, Nicolas Winding Refn, Fincher, Guy Ritchie, Lynch, Cronenberg...

Shows: Danger 5, True Detective, Spoils of Babylon, Parks and Recreation, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Snuff Box, Twin Peaks, Family Guy, South Park, Party Down, Saxondale, Spaced, Todd Margaret, Mr. Show, Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Check It Out, The Ricky Gervais Show, Archer, Home Movies, Squidbillies, Workaholics, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Extras, Seinfeld, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Shameless (UK)...

Music: So needless to say, as a DJ, I am a fan of music. To list everything would take ages. So here is a mixtape I made that will give you a glimpse of my musical influences, as well as my style of mixing! Enjoy!!!

Somewhere Out of Time by Holla! on Mixcloud

Food: Sushi, Blue Crab, Burgers, Pork, Pasta, Pizza, Tacos, Burritos, Pitas, Pickles, Peppers, Dips and Sauces, Ill try anything...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Moving images
2. Tunes that make you move
3. Technology that makes life easier [that isn't to say I don't know how to "rough it"]
4. Animals of all shapes and sizes, but especially my pit-bull!
5. People to share my time on earth with
6. Things that keep my body in proper working order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Humanism. And why is there not a Humanism option on OkC?!
Also space is infinitely fascinating!!
And being that its summer time in NY... I often wonder: "What on earth is that smell, and is anyone going to do anything about it?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'll just say what most people say, and go with Netflix/hulu binge or hanging with friends. But this describes most nights of the week. Why are Fridays so special?!?! Why not Tuesdays??
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a penchant for tall girls. I like legs, so sue me!

That's not to say, short girls need not apply. You don't have to be tall have nice legs, obviously!
You should message me if
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You're creative in any way and/or like to make things with your hands! Nothing sexier than a creative mind and out-going personality!

Or you want to be the Alabama to my Clarence!

Pros: Creative, Tattoos, Rides Bike, Likes Dogs, Dancer (pro or am), Artist, Intelligence, Wise Cracker, Humanist, Feminist, Progressive, Loves Film, Avid Reader, Silly Weirdo

Cons: Theist, Selfish, Duck Face, Public Bathroom Selfie, Closed Minded, Ignorance, Right Winged, Materialist, US Weekly Subscriber, Hates Seafood, Serious Tightass

Serious inquiries only. As in you actually want to meet me and not just text for a few days then stop out of no where. Ain't no body got time for that!