Ron Swanson.
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jholland87
26 / M / Straight / Single
Brooklyn, New York
His Details
- Last Online
- Today – 10:17am
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m).
- Body Type
- Fit
- Diet
- Mostly vegetarian
- Smokes
- Sometimes
- Drinks
- Socially
- Drugs
- Often
- Religion
- Agnosticism and very serious about it
- Sign
- Pisces
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Entertainment / Media
- Income
- Rather not say
- Offspring
- Doesn’t have kids
- Pets
- Has dogs and likes cats
- Speaks
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Welsh (Okay)
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What I’m doing with my life
Following the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
I’m really good at
Lighting the balls off of a movie set. Designing the tits off of a
film production. Trivial Pursuit and/or bar trivia. Making people
laugh. Dj-ing. Cooking. Drawing. Writing. Growing a mustache.
The first things people usually notice about me
Currently my mischievous mustache!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Tolkien, Hunter S.
Thompson, Hitchens, Elmore Leonard, Frank Herbert... Zombies,
Sci-fi, Fantasy, Humor, Mystery, Noir, Philosophy...
Films by: the Coen Brothers (The Big Lebowski is my all time favorite film), Tarantino, Scorsese, PT Anderson, Spike Lee, Hitchcock, Carpenter, Gilliam, Argento, Aronofsky, Goddard, DePalma, VonTrier, Spike Jones, Kubrick, Wes Anderson, Edgar Wright, Gaspar Noe, Gondry, Takashi Miike, Kurosawa, Nicolas Winding Refn, Fincher, Guy Ritchie, Lynch, Cronenberg...
Shows: Parks and Recreation, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Snuff Box, Twin Peaks, Family Guy, South Park, Party Down, Saxondale, Spaced, Todd Margaret, Mr. Show, Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Check It Out, The Ricky Gervais Show, Archer, Home Movies, Squidbillies, Workaholics, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Extras, Seinfeld, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Shameless (UK)...
Music: Daft Punk, Talking Heads, Chic, Larry Levan, George Harrison, M83, Fleetwood Mac, Radiohead, Broken Social Scene, Modest Mouse, Metallica, The Misfits, The Clash, Slayer, MSTRKRFT, Justice, Breakbot, Diplo, Todd Terry, Masters At Work, A-Trak, Kool & the Gang, Animal Collective, Alan Braxe, Fred Falke, Chromeo, Michael Jackson, Prince, Cerrone, Bruce Springsteen, Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Beatles, ELO, The Bee Gees, DJ Falcon, Empire of the Sun, Earth Wind and Fire, Led Zeppelin...
Food: Sushi, Blue Crab, Burgers, Pork, Pasta, Pizza, Tacos, Burritos, Pitas, Pickles, Peppers, Dips and Sauces, Ill try anything...
Films by: the Coen Brothers (The Big Lebowski is my all time favorite film), Tarantino, Scorsese, PT Anderson, Spike Lee, Hitchcock, Carpenter, Gilliam, Argento, Aronofsky, Goddard, DePalma, VonTrier, Spike Jones, Kubrick, Wes Anderson, Edgar Wright, Gaspar Noe, Gondry, Takashi Miike, Kurosawa, Nicolas Winding Refn, Fincher, Guy Ritchie, Lynch, Cronenberg...
Shows: Parks and Recreation, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Snuff Box, Twin Peaks, Family Guy, South Park, Party Down, Saxondale, Spaced, Todd Margaret, Mr. Show, Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Check It Out, The Ricky Gervais Show, Archer, Home Movies, Squidbillies, Workaholics, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Extras, Seinfeld, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Shameless (UK)...
Music: Daft Punk, Talking Heads, Chic, Larry Levan, George Harrison, M83, Fleetwood Mac, Radiohead, Broken Social Scene, Modest Mouse, Metallica, The Misfits, The Clash, Slayer, MSTRKRFT, Justice, Breakbot, Diplo, Todd Terry, Masters At Work, A-Trak, Kool & the Gang, Animal Collective, Alan Braxe, Fred Falke, Chromeo, Michael Jackson, Prince, Cerrone, Bruce Springsteen, Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Beatles, ELO, The Bee Gees, DJ Falcon, Empire of the Sun, Earth Wind and Fire, Led Zeppelin...
Food: Sushi, Blue Crab, Burgers, Pork, Pasta, Pizza, Tacos, Burritos, Pitas, Pickles, Peppers, Dips and Sauces, Ill try anything...
The six things I could never do without
1. Movies
2. Music
3. My laptop
4. My dog
5. Buds
6. Food
2. Music
3. My laptop
4. My dog
5. Buds
6. Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"would that make a good movie?"
"did that guy/girl really just eat that?!"
"when and where will I get my next tattoo?"
"Damn, this country is fucked!"
"That song would sound awesome mixed with this song"
"did that guy/girl really just eat that?!"
"when and where will I get my next tattoo?"
"Damn, this country is fucked!"
"That song would sound awesome mixed with this song"
On a typical Friday night I am
There, for fear of being square.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
To put it bluntly, I'm a bit of an ass man!
Also dairy does not agree with me, no matter how much I try to tell it otherwise...
Also dairy does not agree with me, no matter how much I try to tell it otherwise...
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–27
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex
You should message me if
We have things in common.
MUST like tattoos and dancing.
MUST like tattoos and dancing.
