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27 M Brooklyn, NY

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Last Online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Working on university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Welsh (Okay)

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My self-summary
So I tried the whole "I'll be vague and avoid filling this out with anything serious because I hate self-summary sections" thing, but that hasn't worked out too well. I realized the more you might learn about me, the more likely you are to date me. So it goes...

I'm from Maryland by way of Texas. So I'm equal parts east-coast intellectual and a southern gentleman. I'm currently wrapping up my BA in film production at Brooklyn College. I work in film production and do a little DJ work on the side [ ]. Disco and house are my jamz, put the punk-rock metal-head in me comes out to play every now and then. I am a fan of sports (hockey and football, mostly) but I am not a fanatic. Also played lacrosse for about 20 years but somehow avoided becoming a douche-bag. I ride my bike as often as I can! I love the complexities of outer-space and often wonder at its enormity. I love history, politics and philosophy. And I am always down for an in-depth discussion on those topics. But I also love to discuss film, music and other forms of art. I enjoy being silly when I can, but serious when I need to be. I smoke weed frequently and drink occasionally. Im trying to quit smoking cigarettes, so I can't hold anyone else's vices against them! As a result of my sporadic and demanding work schedule, I do not go out much to "pick up" girls at bars. This explains my presence on OkC.

This merely scratches the surface, but its not bad as far as first glances go. If you want to learn more, you will just have to go on a date me with. As H.S.T. famously said: Buy the ticket, take the ride!
What I’m doing with my life
Following the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.

With a little bit of art department work for film and TV thrown in for good measure!

Haberdasher at Goorin Bros. hat shop in Park Slope... Hats will cost you, but flirting is free!!!
I’m really good at
Lighting the balls off of a movie set. Designing the tits off of a film production. Trivial Pursuit and/or bar trivia. Being silly (ask to see my Silly Walk). Dj-ing. Cooking. Drawing. Writing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Tolkien, Hunter S. Thompson, Hitchens, Elmore Leonard, Frank Herbert... Zombies, Sci-fi, Fantasy, Humor, Mystery, Noir, Philosophy...

Films by: the Coen Brothers (The Big Lebowski is my all time favorite film), Tarantino, Scorsese, PT Anderson, Spike Lee, Hitchcock, Carpenter, Gilliam, Argento, Aronofsky, Goddard, DePalma, VonTrier, Spike Jones, Kubrick, Wes Anderson, Edgar Wright, Gaspar Noe, Gondry, Takashi Miike, Kurosawa, Nicolas Winding Refn, Fincher, Guy Ritchie, Lynch, Cronenberg...

Shows: Parks and Recreation, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones, The Mighty Boosh, The IT Crowd, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Snuff Box, Twin Peaks, Family Guy, South Park, Party Down, Saxondale, Spaced, Todd Margaret, Mr. Show, Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Check It Out, The Ricky Gervais Show, Archer, Home Movies, Squidbillies, Workaholics, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Extras, Seinfeld, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Shameless (UK)...

Music: Daft Punk, Talking Heads, Chic, New Order, Larry Levan, George Harrison, M83, Fleetwood Mac, Kate Bush, HAIM, Radiohead, Broken Social Scene, Modest Mouse, Metallica, The Misfits, The Clash, Slayer, Kraftwerk, MSTRKRFT, Justice, Breakbot, Diplo, Todd Terry, Masters At Work, A-Trak, Kool & the Gang, Animal Collective, Alan Braxe, Fred Falke, Chromeo, Michael Jackson, Prince, Cerrone, Bruce Springsteen, Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Beatles, ELO, The Bee Gees, DJ Falcon, Empire of the Sun, Earth Wind and Fire, Led Zeppelin...

Food: Sushi, Blue Crab, Burgers, Pork, Pasta, Pizza, Tacos, Burritos, Pitas, Pickles, Peppers, Dips and Sauces, Ill try anything...
The six things I could never do without
1. Moving images
2. Tunes that make you move
3. Technology that makes life easier [that isn't to say I don't know how to "rough it"]
4. Animals of all shapes and sizes, but especially my pit-bull!
5. People to share my time on earth with
6. Things that keep my body in proper working order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Humanism. And why is there not a Humanism option on OkC?!
Also space is infinitely fascinating!!
And being that its summer time in NY... I often wonder: "What on earth is that smell, and is anyone going to do anything about it?"
Oh and if you have taken a selfie in a public bathroom, you need help. Please seek immediate medical attention for your rampant narcissism!
On a typical Friday night I am
I'll just say what most people say, and go with Netflix/hulu binge or hanging with friends. But this describes most nights of the week. Why are Fridays so special?!?! Why not Tuesdays??
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a penchant for tall girls. I like legs, so sue me!

That's not to say, short girls need not apply. You don't have to be tall have nice legs, obviously!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're creative in any way and/or like to make things with your hands! Nothing sexier than a creative mind and out-going personality!

You love tattoos and dancing.

Or you want to be the Alabama to my Clarence!

Also only message me if you want to go out on a date with me. I'm not interested in having conversations over the internet that we could be having in person!