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jholland87

27 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
University
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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NYC transplant via Maryland by way of Texas. Looking for likeminded lady to take out on various adventures.

And by adventures I mean: dancing, exploring the city (or surrounding areas), trying new foods, picnicking in the park (Prospect, not Central, of course), biking to the beach (weather permitting), playing with my dog, seeing insane midnight movies, and more...
What I’m doing with my life
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Finishing film school. Working in the art department for film and television. Selling fancy hats and djing on the side.

this is my party: Discosynthesis
I’m really good at
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Designing and decorating sets, and getting paid for the privilege!

Film work is my passion.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Red Beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Way too much to choose from. So here is a tasting menu for your viewing pleasure!

Film: Coen Brothers, Tarantino, De Palma, Scorcese, W & PT Anderson, Wright...

Music: Daft Punk, New Order, Talking Heads, Springsteen, Fleetwood Mac, Prince, Chic...

Books: Vonnegut, Palahnuik, HST, Tolkien, Herbert...

Shows: Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, Shameless (UK), The Mighty Boosh, Parks & Rec, It's Always Sunny, Walking Dead, Arrow...

Food: All of the food!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The owls are not what they seem.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the usual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once had to travel to France to rescue my daughter from a sex slave ring using a very particular set of skills!

... nope wait that was Liam Neeson in the motion picture film Taken.
You should message me if
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You want to go out with me sometime in the near future.

You too may be looking for something with potential and not just another shitty OkCupid hook up...

Also you should be cool. Yea, please be cool.

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