Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


27 M Victoria, British Columbia, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 29
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born in a place where the most common natural disaster is boredom. I'm not a famous rapper but I can enunciate well enough to read aloud without discomfort. I don't mind when it hails. I believe that space is very beautiful, but also very boring. I don't understand how tortoises manage to live for so long. The square root of rope is string. It can be argued that I'm not a very good dancer but I like to pretend. I'm unable to grow a socially acceptable beard.

I'm in an open relationship and looking to meet other like-minded people to spend time with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As an English major you'd think I'd be reading all the time, and you'd be wrong. I have a habit of reading though a couple pages and finding myself distracted. People have told me that you have to find a certain place where both studying and reading are easier to do, and I'm apt to believe them. For me, being surrounded by any sort of stimuli can be distracting. I spend a majority of my time attempting to focus on the important things in life such as self-fulfillment and self-deprecation.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
asking if you're going to eat that pickle.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm well spoken and polite, usually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Palahniuk, Adams, Gladwell, Bryson

Shows: Vikings, Louie, Seinfeld, X-Files

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ferris Buehler's Day Off, 28 Days Later, Lost in Translation

Music: The National, Arkells, Dan Mangan, The Dudes, Hey Rosetta!, The Weakerthans, Mos Def
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mutual respect.
Comfort food.
Comfortable people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether bigfoot exists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
awash in a sea of possibility, hoping my boat doesn't run aground on some rocks. I drink my scotch without ice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that my first visit to the emergency room was because I ran into a pole while riding my bike. Supposedly, there was no brain injury. Supposedly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're open to trying new things that make you slightly uncomfortable but not quite terrified.
You're willing to discuss the effectiveness of certain dinosaurs.
You're able to answer some weird questions.
You feel that my profile demands clarification.