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28 Victoria, British Columbia, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 23
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born in a place where the most common natural disaster is boredom. I'm not a famous rapper but I can enunciate well enough to read aloud without discomfort. I don't mind when it hails. I believe that space is very beautiful, but also very boring. I don't understand how tortoises manage to live for so long. The square root of rope is string. It can be argued that I'm not a very good dancer but I like to pretend. I'm unable to grow a socially acceptable beard. I don't sports.

Q: What is Tyrion Lannister's most used app?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Even the smallest act of self-care does not go unnoticed. A humble gesture of appreciation, a well-deserved coffee and an engaging book might be all it requires. Take a couple hundred of these moments and you've got yourself a stew going.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
asking if you're going to eat that pickle. Really though, if you're not going to have it I'll gladly eat it for you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm well spoken and polite, usually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Palahniuk, Adams, Gladwell, Bryson

Shows: Vikings, Louie, Seinfeld, X-Files

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ferris Buehler's Day Off, 28 Days Later, Lost in Translation

Music: The National, Arkells, Dan Mangan, The Dudes, Hey Rosetta!, The Weakerthans, Mos Def
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mutual respect.
Comfort food.
Comfortable people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether bigfoot exists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
awash in a sea of possibility, hoping my boat doesn't run aground on some rocks. I drink my scotch without ice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that my first visit to the emergency room was because I ran into a pole while riding my bike. Supposedly, there was no brain injury. Supposedly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're open to trying new things that make you slightly uncomfortable but not quite terrified.
You're willing to discuss the effectiveness of certain dinosaurs.
You're able to answer some weird questions.
You feel that my profile demands clarification.

A: Impstagram.