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jim-1138

36 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I currently work as an artist. I am one of those lucky people that was able to get the job I went to school for. I'm pretty proud of that.

...but my real dream is to become the youngest cast member on Betty White's "Off their Rockers". A man can dream.
What I’m doing with my life
Kanye once said, "He got that ambition, baby look in his eyes. This week he's moppin' floors, next week it's the fries." I post this not because of my ambitious nature, I just really like french fries.
I’m really good at
rock and rolling every night and partying every day.
The first things people usually notice about me
If those are Bugle Boy jeans I'm wearing. Why yes, yes they are...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fiona Apple, Game of Thrones (I read the books and watched the show), Neko Case, Oingo Boingo, New Pornographers, Beatles (my favorite band), Radiohead, Nirvana. Love the Kills, Kyuss, older Clutch, I also like a lot of nerdy shit. I am in the middle of a major Dr. Who marathon.
The six things I could never do without
The each ab muscle on my six-pack. (Ok...this is a lie.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Seek me out
Look at, look at, look at, look at me
I'm all the fishes in the sea
Wake me up
Give me, give me, give me what you got
In your mind, in the middle of the night"- Fiona Apple (This song is so good.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Booze. Moderately, of course.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My real name is Akeem and what my co-workers at McDowells (it's like an knock-off of McDonalds- lol) don't know is that I am actually the crown prince of the nation of Zamunda. I was presented with an arranged bride, one who would obey my every command, but I wasn't satisfied. With my friend Semmi (he kinda looks like Arsenio- but don't tell him that;), I concocted a plan to find myself an independent-minded woman that I could not only love, but also respect as an equal. I would tell my dad, King Joffe, that I would go to America to "soil my royal oats", in reality, I came for one thing-

True love.

Will you be that woman?!

Also, I broke my arm arm-wrestling my cousin. This is true, and I can assure you, I will never arm wrestle again.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If we have a good percentage of friend and enemy, I really am looking for a good frenemy to spend my time with. Feel free to edit my profile with random crap, I will probably keep it, just for the hell of it.

If you believe in Sadie Hawkins style internet dating. I do.

If I "choo choo choose" you. (Simpsons reference)

Also, I would just like to mention that my shirt is actually on for all of my pics. I know that is important for a lot of you.