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28 Salem, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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White, Other
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like avocodos. A lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating avocodos and puffing on my vape pen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating avocodos...and puffing on my vape pen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984 by George Orwell, A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, assorted Star Wars books, DMT: The Spirit Molecule by Dr. Rick Strassman, The Satanic Bible by Anton Lavey, assorted Steven King/Richard Bachman books, LSD: My Problem Child by Albert Hofmann, The Giver by Lois Lowry, Long Hard Road Out of Hell by Marilyn Manson/Neil Strauss, and many others....
Movies: Star Wars (all of them, though some are better than others), Borat, Freddy Got Fingered, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requiem for a Dream, Passion of the Christ, Trainspotting, SLC Punk, Last Days, Iron Sky, Idiocracy, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Forest Gump, Tenacious D and The Pick Of Destiny, School of Rock, The Big Lebowski, Indiana Jones (all of them), Holy Mountain, and more....
Shows: South Park, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Star Wars: Clone Wars, Star Wars: Rebels, American Dad, Family Guy, Cleveland Show, Kevin Spencer, Doug, Rugrats, Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead, Rocko's Modern Life, Star Trek TNG, Parenthood, Bob's Burgers, Big Bang Theory, Curb Your Enthusiasm, God, The Devil, and Bob, Roseanne, King of the Hill, and others....

Music: Tool, A Perfect Circle, Rishloo, Alice in Chains, The Deftones, Marilyn Manson (old school stuff, mostly), Dredg, Puscifer, Ashes Divide, Primus, Nine Inch Nails, The Mars Volta, Lunatic Soul, Antemasque, Pagoda, Soundgarden, Rage Against The Machine, Mastodon, Motae, Gorillaz, Pink Floyd, Les Claypool, Audioslave, Queens of the Stoneage, and many, many, many others.

Food: Haven't you been reading my profile? Fucking avocodos!!!!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Modded original xbox (actually I could live without it, but fuck that)
Certain natural substances
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Face-deep in an avocodo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like avocodos...but have your own, lol. You can't have my precious!!!!!!
You can write/read/spell...illiteracy is not sexy.
You don't have multiple kids from multiple fathers.
You think outside the box...kind of a necessary trait when dating me because I usually end up saying something that offends (usually) unintentionally and it always gets taken the wrong way, or someone chooses to blow what I say waaaaay out of proportion and it results in their butt-hurtedness and me thinking "was it something I said?"
Dishonesty is the quickest way to never hear from me again. Dishonesty is a huge pet peeve when it comes to personal relationships, be they platonic or otherwise. I can't be friends, or in a relationship with someone who I can't trust. That being said, I consider flakiness to be dishonesty. If you flake on a first date it gives the impression that you are a liar, that you don't respect other people's time, and you generally suck as a person, and because of this, I will most likely not contact you again. Life is too short to waste it on someone you have never even met who has already shown that they are unreliable.
If you like was a huge part of my life and I could (and have) talk(ed) about it for hours.
Anyway, if you like Star Wars, hit me up. I have a semi-mild obsession.
If you are artistically minded.
If you are not a feminist...and by feminist I do not mean someone who is for equalty, I mean actual feminist, the type of person who pushes for special treatment under the guise of equality. I am all for equality, not double standards. Seriously, no feminists or members of other hate groups. If I see a bunch of Feminazi rhetoric on your profile, I will not talk to you because you are poison.

No STD's.

If you don't like to cook. I like to be the awesome cook in the relationship, lol. You can do the dishes, though...I'm not really a fan of that, plus I have a rule if I cook for someone else, I refuse to do the dishes as well. It's only fair...whoever cooks shouldn't have to do dishes on top of cooking...unless they suck at cooking, then they should have to until they are good at it, lol.

No fundementalist extremists. Having beliefs is one thing, but when those beliefs become your primary focus, even more important than yourself or your loved ones, that makes you a fundementalist extremist in my eyes. You may not be out bombing abortion clinics or beheading people for making fun of your beliefs, but you are still putting old fables written by primitives and things that cannot be proven before those you claim to love, and that is fucked up.