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Falltilyoufly

28 Salem, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okay, I am a free-thinking, male member of the human species who likes to play/write/listen to music. Check out a song I recorded live/solo-acoustic: https://soundcloud.com/intentionalmisuse/stargazing-at-noon-live
I also like to draw and write. I'm a pretty awesome cook, and I like animals, as both food and friends, depending on the species.

I am not into nationalism/patriotism as I feel this kind of mentality leads to basically all of the problems the world is having as it creates an "us and them" viewpoint, and creates a breeding ground for hate, and violence/war. I do not have respect for colorful pieces of cloth, nor the dipshits with guns who protect the interests of the dipshits in suits who claim authority over a chunk of rock. I am not a citizen of a particular geographical location/it's imaginary borders...I am a citizen of the world and a member of the human race, regardless what government paperwork says otherwise.

Also, I am not into religion. I don't have any issues with dating someone who is, but please, remember that a religion is like a penis, it's fine to have one, but please don't wave it around trying to cram it down people's throats.

Anyway, now that I have established that I have not drank the proverbial kool aid, I can talk about other stuff...

I enjoy cartoons over most of the mindless drivel on TV nowadays and do not see the point in paying a cable bill if I already have internet access...anything that can be found on TV can be found online when I want to watch it, rather than when a corporation decides to air it, with little to no advertisements interrupting what I desire to watch.

I love to bbq. I grill at night, in the rain, in the snow, it doesn't matter. I do not limit my burning of dead animal flesh and select veggies to certain times of day/year/types of weather.

I really do not like tradition for the sake of tradition, and you will never catch me doing anything because "that's simply how it's always been done", and I resent people who expect me to, or expect me to not question such things. When I choose to do (or not do) something it's because I have a reason that is useful to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What are YOU doing with YOUR life?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creating art/music, being honest/blunt (have, on occasion, been honest to the point of unintentionally inspiring people to release tears) , back massages, cooking, cuddling, setting up/maintaining aquariums, and lots more....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, as I am not another person noticing me, but I get a lot of comments on my tattoos, or whatever band shirt I am wearing at the time...some times my lip-rings because I play with them unconsciously with my tongue all the time and depending on how they are positioned, it looks like I have four holes instead of two, lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not going to list all that (we can discuss these things in person)...but some favorite musicians/bands include ("*"'s indicate how many times I have seen specific artists live):
Tool **
A Perfect Circle**
Rishloo *************(-i.e. too many to count)
The Mars Volta *
Lunatic Soul
Dredg*
Alice in Chains**
The Deftones*
Nine Inch Nails**
Puscifer*
Pink Floyd
Nirvana
Motae *************(-i.e. too many to count)
The Doors
Rage Against The Machine
Marilyn Manson (mainly his older material)
Queens of the Stone Age *
Ashes Divide *
Jane's Addiction*
Soundgarden*
Primus*
and many, many others..................................................................................................
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hookers
Blow
Purple M&M's
Bling
Swag
Steroids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hookers
Blow
Purple M&M's
Bling
Swag
Steroids
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on the friday.....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will be the unopposed dictator of the world, and more likely than not, the galaxy and beyond. Mark my words. (Cue Imperial March)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You come across my profile and, understandably, feel the uncontrollable urge to make contact.

You can think of at least one reason why I should invest my time in conversating with you. What makes you so special? (Not trying to sound like a dick, I honestly want to know).

Honesty is a VERY important trait. If I can't trust you, I can't take you seriously. If I can't take you seriously, why would I want you in my life for anything more than sex?

Common sense, open-mindedness, and a sense of personal responsibility are very important as well.

Also, materialism, a sense of entitlement based on your gender, easiness, and other negative traits common to the typical 'murican woman are not traits I look for in a potential partner, so if any of those apply to you, we most likely wont work in the context of a relationship.