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31 M Livonia, MI

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Last Online
Today – 5:32am
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
I am a cosmic octopus.
What I’m doing with my life
School and work. I'm not where I should be at by now because I started school late and switched majors - but I'm not mad about it and I'm taking practical steps to increase my killing power.

I work out often, eat healthy, don't have too many bad habits (at least none that I can't walk away from), probably play too many video games and disc golf (compared to what I don't know), and in general am trying to improve myself and my surroundings.
I’m really good at
Cooking. I can make anything and have often thought about creating a cookbook. My repertoire is pretty vast.

Most athletic stuff - except I'm somehow totally uncoordinated. I'd like to learn how to dance or learn kung fu sometime, because I'm always jealous of people who have grace.

Jokes. I am like Paul Rudd from I Love You, Man - in that I'm really funny and embarrassing. Not like I play the bass.

I'm really tall and kinda buff so I make a good piece of furniture. Feel free to use me for naps, or making an occasional fort out of.

I play the guitar tho. But I'm not really good so this probably belongs in the 'I'm semi-competent at' section.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really really tall. And yes I know I'm tall, it's not a surprise or anything.

I have bad teeth, I know it's not something I should lead with but fuck it. Honesty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll read anything. Lately I've been digging into NPR podcasts, cuz liberal guilt says I should. A Song of Ice and Fire, tho

I have seen every scary movie. OldBoy, City of God, Amelie are in my top 10. Wes Anderson is my kind of droll. I'll watch most anything, but I'm usually kinda turned off by modern disasterpiece theater. I must be old/lame/jaded

I love cartoons. Also, Louie, Game of Thrones.

Lately, all I want to do is listen to every episode of This American Life and Radiolab. I guess I'll listen to anything except pop and honky tonk. Modest Mouse's 'The Lonesome Crowded West' gets my goat, man.

I like almost every food, except brussel sprouts... and alfalfa sprouts. So, no sprouts. Seriously I love everything else. I'm hungry now just typing this
The six things I could never do without
Ugh this question is the worst.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Science and math I guess. This question is the 2nd worst.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably having friends over for a bonfire. Or fighting crime. Or robbing a bank. Diversity is key
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book but this question is creepy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're weird we should talk.