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jimbobri

30 Denton, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 3, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm fairly sure I could hold a conversation with anyone, aside from genuine mutes and fans of "Glee." Those two groups give me the willies.

You may be able to tell that I joke about everything, including areas of serious pain. Some might call that a defensive mechanism. I call it being fun.

This is my first time with a dating site, so this whole experience is more than a little horrifying. That being said, meeting people at bars is difficult and awkward. Drop me a line if you're interested.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write about the ridiculous, violent and awesome sport of hockey for a living. They even encourage me to write bad puns and awful jokes. It's clearly what I was spawned to do.

(For the record, you don't have to love hockey or sports. All I ask for is tolerance.)

In addition to that job, I have an insatiable desire to do interesting things.
I’m really good at
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Eh, that seems conceited.

Besides, I'm like, good at everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the chainsaw.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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As much as I fancy fine art and deep philosophical texts, TV and movies are a nice escape from reality. That's why I love It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development and other shows of its ilk. I have a love/hate relationship with zombie movies (in that I love the good ones and hate the bad ones). Pretty lofty stuff.

A few music choices: Most of Mike Patton's work (Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, etc.), Arcade Fire, Hercules & Love Affair, the New Pornographers and other forms of oddball rock.

Movies: I absolutely love documentaries (Murderball, The King of Kong, many others), Coen brothers, Cronenberg, pre-creepy child molester Woody Allen, Simon Pegg's work (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz) and so on.

Books: "The Game" by Ken Dryden is pretty much a requirement for any hockey writer/fan. I'm a big fan of Malcolm Gladwell, Chuck Klosterman and other exhaustive thinkers.

Generally I think I'm about a 7 on the irritating Snob-o-Meter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, oxygen, water, shelter, sarcasm and explosions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm deeply ashamed of my inability to grow a beard. Kurt Russell's face-nest in "The Thing" is a source of both awe and envy.
You should message me if
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You feel like it. Boom.

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