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49 Baltimore, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 31–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them

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My self-summary
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(the pipe is a prop - I don't smoke anything!) I am an easy-going, romantic, spontaneous, talented, hilarious, different, witty, adventurous guy with a slightly twisted sense of humour looking for the same. I invent stuff. I write songs. I philosophise. I can fix anything. I will make you laugh when you don't want to. I will surprise and amaze you.

After performing in full time variety bands for twenty years, I've come to settle down, buy a house and a minivan (my other car is an MGB roadster - I have to offset the minivan somehow!) I have a day job at a large DC/Baltimore talent agency.

I am original, fun, and a stand up guy.

I never, ever use my car horn in vain.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I am doing my part to bring entertainment to the masses from a behind the scenes point of view. Soon I hope to enter into the world of music moguldom by promoting and performing in my own singer/songwriter showcase.
I’m really good at
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Fixing things, writing songs, playing guitar and keys, planning card nights, making hyper grilled cheese sandwiches
The first things people usually notice about me
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I always seem to look like someone famous but it's always someone different and I never see it myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like British classic rock like the Beatles, XTC, Elvis Costello as well as a smattering of everything else. I'll watch most any movie, including chick flicks but I'm not much into martial arts or gore horror. I'm always up for a good seafood pizza or sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A guitar or keyboard
a computer
a car
a watch
cell phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where she is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing cards or at a gig.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a Harry Potter-esque scar from trying to help a damsel in distress. The Potter-esque powers are for entertainment purposes only.
You should message me if
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