(the pipe is a prop - I don't smoke anything!) I am an easy-going, romantic, spontaneous, talented, hilarious, different, witty, adventurous guy with a slightly twisted sense of humour looking for the same. I invent stuff. I write songs. I philosophise. I can fix anything. I will make you laugh when you don't want to. I will surprise and amaze you.

After performing in full time variety bands for twenty years, I've come to settle down, buy a house and a minivan (my other car is an MGB roadster - I have to offset the minivan somehow!) I have a day job at a large DC/Baltimore talent agency.

I am original, fun, and a stand up guy

Right now I am doing my part to bring entertainment to the masses from a behind the scenes point of view. Soon I hope to enter into the world of music moguldom by promoting and performing in my own singer/songwriter showcase.

Fixing things, writing songs, playing guitar and keys, planning card nights, making hyper grilled cheese sandwiches

I always seem to look like someone famous but it's always someone different and I never see it myself.

I like British classic rock like the Beatles, XTC, Elvis Costello as well as a smattering of everything else. I'll watch most any movie, including chick flicks but I'm not much into martial arts or gore horror. I'm always up for a good seafood pizza or sushi.

A guitar or keyboard
a computer
a car
friends
a watch
cell phone

where she is.

playing cards or at a gig.

I have a Harry Potter-esque scar from trying to help a damsel in distress. The Potter-esque powers are for entertainment purposes only.

...you have conflicted feelings about messaging me. Just do it.