(the pipe is a prop - I don't smoke anything!) I am an easy-going,
romantic, spontaneous, talented, hilarious, different, witty,
adventurous guy with a slightly twisted sense of humour looking for
the same. I invent stuff. I write songs. I philosophise. I can fix
anything. I will make you laugh when you don't want to. I will
surprise and amaze you.
After performing in full time variety bands for twenty years, I've
come to settle down, buy a house and a minivan (my other car is an
MGB roadster - I have to offset the minivan somehow!) I have a day
job at a large DC/Baltimore talent agency.
I am original, fun, and a stand up guy.
I never, ever use my car horn in vain.