I enjoy going to out for drinks or dinner. I enjoy cooking for other people, but when I'm by myself I'll usually just make cereal. I'm the self proclaimed king of sarcasm which tends to get me in trouble more often than not. I'm more sneaky, dorky, quick funny and tell pretty good stories.
Here's an example: Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. This is usually where people would laugh, hopefully, lol.
I'm a huge sports fan, niners and giants fan.
Aliens are real
Ice Cream is better than fro yo
I don't know why people watch horror movies.