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jimdiesel

28 Orlando, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Favorite food: milk steak
Hobbies: magnets
Likes: ghouls
Dislikes: peoples' knees
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a software developer. It pays the bills until I get my big break doing porn.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Simulating coitus with my hand, imbibing spirits.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My face. Or whatever. Fuck you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music (if we have the same taste in music, you win. Stop reading and say hello):
Alkaline Trio, NOFX, Off With Their Heads, Less Than Jake, Nothington, Dropkick Murphys, Lagwagon, The Bouncing Souls, blink-182, Against Me!, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Swingin' Utters, Polar Bear Club, DMX, Wu-Tang Clan, Strung Out, We Are The Union, The Swellers, The Flatliners, Rancid, The Loved Ones, Anti-Flag, The Offspring, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Pennywise, The Wonder Years, 2Pac, The Gaslight Anthem, The Menzingers, AFI, Dear Landlord, Streetlight Manifesto, Green Day, Bad Religion, A Wilhelm Scream, Social Distortion, The Lawrence Arms, Jay-Z, Rise Against, Dead to Me, Nas, Willie Nelson, Elway, New Found Glory, Method Man & Redman, Millencolin, Strike Anywhere, Dave Hause, The Briggs, Street Dogs.

http://www.last.fm/user/j_diesel

Movies:
Entirely too many to list out. I will say I'm primarily a comedy man. I have a fairly impressive knowledge base of movie quotes.

TV Shows:
Archer, South Park, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Sons of Anarchy, Parks and Recreation, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Breaking Bad, Weeds, Workaholics, Eastbound and Down, Dexter, Aquateen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken

Books:
I'm currently reading the Harry Potter series (again) if that says anything

Food:
If it's bad for me, I'm probably into it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All I've got is my pen pal and my dick, and that's all I want and that's certainly all I need
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Boobies
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting on the toilet and yelling the n word at god
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "How the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
You should message me if
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You're passionate about pizza rolls and the Oxford comma.

You should not message me if:
You "don't see what was so bad about the last season of Dexter."