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31 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 9
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English, Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I laugh a lot, talk to strangers, walk fast, am close with my family, and get pumped to dance.

I think it's important to do what you like, live for yourself, take action, watch your family's back, and speak up.

Moved to New York from DC for a new job. I run a meetup group for New York newbies. It's cool watching people form new bonds.
What I’m doing with my life
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Got a gig as a stock analyst. I'm driven and value hard work. Since I was little I've always had a job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Accents, organizing the masses, cooking, but I only cook for other people because I'm busy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm smiling, laughing, and 6.25% Turkish. You can't tell I'm 6.25%? You're the worst! Regardless, in 200 years we'll all be mixed and beige anyways.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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50 Cent, classic rock, country (haters gonna hate. genre is amazing), oldies, and EDM. Anything I can shuffle to.

Ali G and Curb are my favorites shows. Conan, Strangers with Candy, and The Walking Dead too (If I was face to face with the governor I'd take him down in 1 second). I'm not a zombie.. or am I...muahaha? If you like Strangers with Candy we might have similar senses of humor.

Reading is all fiction and newspapers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm fine without most things, but these are important - Family, friends, and whoopie cushions (pillows made by Whoopie Goldberg). Phrases I dislike are 'please advise' and 'networking'. Also, you must have good umbrella etiquette, not cut when a new register opens, and be kind to cabbies and waiters. Nonnegotiable!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My meetup group, politics, I'm from DC where politics are water. Who is harder, Drake or 50 Cent? It's Drake;)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes my job is so intense I get home Friday and pass out. Eating. Big fan of weird foods.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love prunes. What's more attractive than someone eating prunes? Nothing.
You should message me if
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You aren't afraid to be different, are strong, are wild, principled, adventurous, mischievous, and pro pro pro immigration. I won't respond to plain old 'hi' or 'how are you' unless you're profile is amazing.