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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25-55
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 13, 2013
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Atheism but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm a romantic person with the soul of a poet. I enjoy life and try to see the beauty in everything.

I am looking for:
- New friends ... I believe in serendipity!
- Collaborative fiction writing partners
- Jokes. I don't know enough of them, and I'd like to hear your favorites (clean or dirty). Even if you're giving my profile a pass, go ahead and send me a joke - it's cool!

I would welcome:
- Discussions of any album by any of the bands listed under "Music"
- Recipe exchanges
- Development of ideas for performance art

I also enjoy board games, word games, political discussions, and texting.

Depending heavily on the time and place, I may be available for your flash mob. I blend in well.

I am happily married and am not looking for someone to date.
What I’m doing with my life
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Raising my kids, working for the Man, and doing a little writing on the side. I don't have much free time ... but I have some.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, writing, editing, strategy games, flirting, and over-analyzing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm introverted and intelligent, but I have a silly side.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Writers - Tom Stoppard, Shakespeare, Donna Tartt, Michel Tournier, Nikolai Gogol, C.S. Lewis
Other artists - Andy Kaufman, Lenny Bruce, Steve Martin, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard
Movies - The Great Race, Under the Cherry Moon, Blade Runner, Star Wars, The King of Comedy, This is Spinal Tap
TV - The Muppet Show, Fawlty Towers, Battlestar Galactica, Arrested Development
Music - Prince, Talking Heads, XTC, They Might Be Giants, The Bobs, Soul Coughing, Secret Machines, Genesis, Vampire Weekend, Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem (plus two less well-known bands, Olivia Tremor Control and Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy, as honorable mentions)
Food - Anything without meat! I'm especially into salsa, Asian noodle dishes, and ice cream.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family
The sky
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The people in my life, romance, language, sex, and food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out at home, looking forward to the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am an insomniac by choice.
You should message me if
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Anything in my profile resonates with you, especially if you have a story idea, funny joke, or recipe that you'd like to share.

I like people who are intelligent, compassionate, curious, open-minded, and have a good sense of humor.