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37 Port Hueneme, CA Man


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  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
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Pacific Islander, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly kosher
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Went to UCSD and decided to stay down here afterwards. San Diego is not the Pacific Northwest, but it's also not Alabama.

Might sound trite, but I recognize the duality of human beings and how we all are oxymorons in our own way. I tend to see the "good" in others, but I always root for the bad guys/gals in movies. I find humor in most things and avoid taking myself too seriously, but take great pride in my self-application and hard-work. I disdain hedonism and excess but at times am indulgent. I am cynical towards most things, but tend to have an optimistic outlook of the future.I am tolerant and tilt to the left politically and socially, but enjoy low brow jokes on stereotypes.

"To one who feels, life is a disaster. To one who laughs, life is a comedy."
What I’m doing with my life
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Wildlife biologist
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breaking balls. I can dish it out and at the same token I can take it. Finding humor in everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Dashing good looks and venomous charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Guns of August, A World Undone, anything on World War I, Antebellum American history, Niall Ferguson, Thucydides. Sorry, I don't read fiction.
Movies- Borat, Goodfellas, Scarface, Clint Eastwood movies, Scorcese films, American Psycho, Anything with substantive social commentary-I get satire and hyperbole in movies.
Shows- The Walking Dead, The Killing, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Nature on PBS
Food- American fare, anything spicy
Music- Ska, Reggae, Punk, Two-tone, and Hip-hop. Bad Religion to the Beastie Boys. Dead Kennedys to Dr. Dre.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
India Pale Ale
Heinz Ketchup
A good book
Family and Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
White Shark migration patterns
Beer Advocate reviews- a bastion of the pretentious.
Breast augmentation and the effect on mammary glands.
Revival or the continuing descent of America's middle class- big fan of Paul Krugman and Joseph Stiglietz- Keynesian economic theory.
What if Lincoln let the southern states secede?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Comedy club or drinking brewskis and watching some sporting event with the boys.
You should message me if
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Attractive and have somewhat of a brain.