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jimthechooch

36 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

My Details

Last Online
May 3, 2006
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Construction
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
I COLLECT CATFISH I READ WOLVERINE COMICS I WEAR ONLY WHITE SHOES I HAVE 4 SISTERS I CAN ASTRALY TRAVEL IN MY DREAMS IM ARROGANT SUPPOSEDLY MY PERSONALITY IS ACTUALLY A MELDING OF ALL THE GOOD FRIENDS IVE HAD IN MY LIFE CALL IT UN ORIGINAL KIND OF LIKE A DJ TAKES A FEW SONGS AND MAKES ONE COOLER ONE I DID THAT UNCONCIOUSLY WITH MY LIFE I RARELY USE PUNCTUATION IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING AND IT PISSES YOU OFF THATS MY NATURAL SELECTION AT WORK CAUSE I HATE STUPID PEOPLE UNLESS YOUR REALLY CUTE ID MAKE AN EXCEPTION

I am impatient, ridiculous, and strange
What I’m doing with my life
I HAVE A SMALL TRIM CARPENTRY BUISNESS AND A CLOTHING LINE BUT LOOK FORWARD TO DOING PSYCHOTROPIC PLANT RESEARCH IN THE AMAZON SOME DAY
The first things people usually notice about me
nothing if i wear my invisability cloak except possibly a gust of wind
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
DARK TOWER,TERRENCE MCKENNA, BOOKS WITH COOL PICTURES FEAR AND LOATHING,BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD.ED EDD EDDY TECHNO,GRATEFULL DEAD,CLASSIC COUNTRY,BIGDADDYKANE CHICKEN,SHRIMPS,PINEAPPLES,PASTA,BROWNIES
The six things I could never do without
my kids,girls,dreaming,swamp creatures,spaghetti,lillipads?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
getting rich and famous
On a typical Friday night I am
ALL HOPPED UP ON GOOF BALLS
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I PEED IN THE FRIDGE WHILE SLEEPWALKING WHEN I WAS A KID
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
YOU LIKE COOL PEOPLE