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jimthechooch

36 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

My Details

Last Online
May 3, 2006
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Construction
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I COLLECT CATFISH I READ WOLVERINE COMICS I WEAR ONLY WHITE SHOES I HAVE 4 SISTERS I CAN ASTRALY TRAVEL IN MY DREAMS IM ARROGANT SUPPOSEDLY MY PERSONALITY IS ACTUALLY A MELDING OF ALL THE GOOD FRIENDS IVE HAD IN MY LIFE CALL IT UN ORIGINAL KIND OF LIKE A DJ TAKES A FEW SONGS AND MAKES ONE COOLER ONE I DID THAT UNCONCIOUSLY WITH MY LIFE I RARELY USE PUNCTUATION IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IM SAYING AND IT PISSES YOU OFF THATS MY NATURAL SELECTION AT WORK CAUSE I HATE STUPID PEOPLE UNLESS YOUR REALLY CUTE ID MAKE AN EXCEPTION

I am impatient, ridiculous, and strange
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I HAVE A SMALL TRIM CARPENTRY BUISNESS AND A CLOTHING LINE BUT LOOK FORWARD TO DOING PSYCHOTROPIC PLANT RESEARCH IN THE AMAZON SOME DAY
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sleeping
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
nothing if i wear my invisability cloak except possibly a gust of wind
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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DARK TOWER,TERRENCE MCKENNA, BOOKS WITH COOL PICTURES FEAR AND LOATHING,BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD.ED EDD EDDY TECHNO,GRATEFULL DEAD,CLASSIC COUNTRY,BIGDADDYKANE CHICKEN,SHRIMPS,PINEAPPLES,PASTA,BROWNIES
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my kids,girls,dreaming,swamp creatures,spaghetti,lillipads?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
getting rich and famous
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
ALL HOPPED UP ON GOOF BALLS
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I PEED IN THE FRIDGE WHILE SLEEPWALKING WHEN I WAS A KID
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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YOU LIKE COOL PEOPLE