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31 • Hightstown, NJ • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–33
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
- Last online
- Jul 18, 2014
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body type
- A little extra
- Mostly anything
- Catholicism, but not too serious about it
- Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Okay)
Note: I'm currently in Maine, but moving back home to New Jersey on August 11th or 12th, which is why I've updated my zipcode. I'm just kind of in the process of updating my profile for the aforementioned move.
Preface: I despise the whole dance around the truth artful euphemism thing Okcupid has going on over on that Body Type field, and my arms are too short to reach my phone far enough for a full body shot, so, I'm 5'11", and last time I weighed myself I was 239. I've been as low as 180 and as high as..uh...239. So yeah, some...room for improvement. Working on that.
Most people put here that they aren't great at talking about themselves. I'm no exception, however, I am one to go against the grain, so I'm going to do the exact opposite of that here. With that said:
I am -AWESOME-. I've been living in Maine for almost two years now. I've eaten a moose, or at least part of one, and that means I win Maine. I'm originally from New Jersey (and moving back there very soon). The good part. Not the part where you get stabbed. Princeton. You know, where Einstein lived. I moved to Maine because my mother was in some financial and domestic trouble (and now refuses to get a job because I'm here paying her bills, so I'm leaving). The entire state, as you may or may not know, closes down at 9 P.M., so I have a lot of free time on my hands to create profiles on okcupid.com for example. I don't know about you, but I sometimes have a pressing need to go drink coffee at two in the morning. Update: And now that I'm moving back, meet me at the corner of 77th and Lexington. I have a hankerin' for 14 dollar double espresso.
I'm a bit of a geek, though I believe I hide that nicely by balancing that side of me out with football and beer. My favorite Maine past-time is driving through Bangor, rolling down the windows and yelling "Tom Brady is overrated!". I don't believe that of course. It's just fun. Update: Well okay, now that I'm updating my profile since I'm moving home, I totally do believe that. You suck, Maine.
In conclusion, I like Maine (I was totally lying), but I love Jersey. I'm going home someday. Not today. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. So here I am! Update: Heeeey, the day after tomorrow came! Hello, Jersey!
I'm a Database Architect, and a 3D Graphical Engineer. However, no one in Maine knew what a Database Architect or a 3D Graphical Engineer was, so I'm coming home.
I grew up in a family comprised mainly of English professors, so my grammar is pretty decent. It'll really come in handy if I ever decide to re-take the third grade. I tried writing a book once, but as it turns out, I tend to ramble, and have trouble articulating all my random thoughts into one coherent one.
There's other stuff I'm really good at...but as mentioned earlier, I tend to ramble, so I'll just leave it at that for now.
Maybe we could go to New York together and get some Pizza. Update: I am stopping in New York for some freaking pizza on the way home.
3. My Smartphone
6. Bottle of Whiskey
* 5-6 are solely there in the event that I get marooned on a desert island.
Oh, and also: I think that Christmas should be a "1 thoughtful gift" event for kids, instead of a "Let's spend the GDP of Canada in a month" kind of event. And if it's not apparent from that statement, I'm a Socialist.
Oh and one more thing. I think that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzkEwPZWALA is the most awesome thing I've seen in quite some time that's been produced by the internet, so I felt like sharing it.
Or if you are simply as awesome as I am.
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