Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Edit: Yeah so I'm not in Maine anymore, but have you seen how long
winded I was in my profile? I'm going to edit all the Maine crap
out. Just...not today.
Note: I'm currently in Maine, but moving back home to New Jersey on
August 11th or 12th, which is why I've updated my zipcode. I'm just
kind of in the process of updating my profile for the
Preface: I despise the whole dance around the truth artful
euphemism thing Okcupid has going on over on that Body Type field,
and my arms are too short to reach my phone far enough for a full
body shot, so, I'm 5'11", and last time I weighed myself I was 239.
I've been as low as 180 and as high as..uh...239. So yeah,
some...room for improvement. Working on that.
Most people put here that they aren't great at talking about
themselves. I'm no exception, however, I am one to go against the
grain, so I'm going to do the exact opposite of that here. With
I am -AWESOME-. I've been living in Maine for almost two years now.
I've eaten a moose, or at least part of one, and that means I win
Maine. I'm originally from New Jersey (and moving back there very
soon). The good part. Not the part where you get stabbed.
Princeton. You know, where Einstein lived. I moved to Maine because
my mother was in some financial and domestic trouble (and now
refuses to get a job because I'm here paying her bills, so I'm
leaving). The entire state, as you may or may not know, closes down
at 9 P.M., so I have a lot of free time on my hands to create
profiles on okcupid.com for example. I don't know about you, but I
sometimes have a pressing need to go drink coffee at two in the
morning. Update: And now that I'm moving back, meet me at the
corner of 77th and Lexington. I have a hankerin' for 14 dollar
I'm a bit of a geek, though I believe I hide that nicely by
balancing that side of me out with football and beer. My favorite
Maine past-time is driving through Bangor, rolling down the windows
and yelling "Tom Brady is overrated!". I don't believe that of
course. It's just fun. Update: Well okay, now that I'm updating my
profile since I'm moving home, I totally do believe that. You suck,
In conclusion, I like Maine (I was totally lying), but I love
Jersey. I'm going home someday. Not today. Tomorrow isn't looking
good either. So here I am! Update: Heeeey, the day after tomorrow
came! Hello, Jersey!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I design mansions for millionaires, and then live in them. On
Sunday I have tea with the premier of Namibia, and on Tuesdays I
fly the space shuttle. Also, I occasionally make stuff up.
I'm a Database Architect, and a 3D Graphical Engineer. However, no
one in Maine knew what a Database Architect or a 3D Graphical
Engineer was, so I'm coming home.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything. Didn't you read the above few paragraphs? Okay, it
might have been a little exaggerated.
I grew up in a family comprised mainly of English professors, so my
grammar is pretty decent. It'll really come in handy if I ever
decide to re-take the third grade. I tried writing a book once, but
as it turns out, I tend to ramble, and have trouble articulating
all my random thoughts into one coherent one.
There's other stuff I'm really good at...but as mentioned earlier,
I tend to ramble, so I'll just leave it at that for now.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well it depends. Sometimes I dress like Party Boy from Jackass, at
which times the first thing people usually notice is the leopard
print thong. They don't generally appreciate when I dress like that
for church though, so sometimes people notice my glasses first I
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I used to read a lot of Chrichton, but nowadays I tend to read more
non fiction. Exciting stuff like Von Daniken, and anything
regarding history. As far as movies and music, that'd be a long
list. I'm fairly eclectic. I enjoy a bit of everything, as long as
it isn't hardcore gangster rap or...what the hell is that thing
where the people just scream into a microphone with the sound of
merry squirrels being tortured in the background? Screamo? As far
as food goes, it isn't my favorite, but I really, really, really
miss Tri State Pizza. Pizza in Maine is good and all..but...they
should call it something else. It's not Pizza.
Maybe we could go to New York together and get some Pizza. Update:
I am stopping in New York for some freaking pizza on the way home.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Clean Underwear
3. My Smartphone
6. Bottle of Whiskey
* 5-6 are solely there in the event that I get marooned on a desert
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many things. There are dreamers, and do-ers, I've always been
told. I've always been more of the former. I've always striven to
change that, though.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tired. So very, very tired. Work is hard. They should just get rid
of it and let us have fun all day and just give us money based on
how awesome we are, because I would be like a -BILLIONAIRE-.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In all seriousness, despite the lighthearted nature of the rest of
my sections, my greatest wish has always been to get married and
have a family. I've wanted it since I was five. You know, ever
since I was a little girl. Then I would have tea with my barbies
and we'd talk about what our dream wedding would be like, then we'd
all line up and do a care bear stare at my My Little Pony dolls.
Okay, some of that is slightly exaggerated, but the starting point
Oh, and also: I think that Christmas should be a "1 thoughtful
gift" event for kids, instead of a "Let's spend the GDP of Canada
in a month" kind of event. And if it's not apparent from that
statement, I'm a Socialist.
Oh and one more thing. I think that
is the most awesome
thing I've seen in quite some time that's been produced by the
internet, so I felt like sharing it.
You should message me if
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