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26 M Arlington, VA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Pacific Islander
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Evidently, a local blog says I fit one of the nine stereotypes of people on OKC in DC. I could be just another typical navel gazing, quasi-hipsterish twenty-something. Or I could be someone completely different, you decide. On one hand, I watch New Girl, Girls, Parks and Rec, and Mad Men. On the other, I'm obsessed with Shameless, Bar Rescue, and the first 20 minutes of Jimmy Fallon. I bet you that if you name me your favorite show, I'll watch an episode out of curiosity and get hooked. Happens every time.

I post all over Twitter so I don't alienate all my Facebook friends with inane commentary. So, I guess my ultimate goal is to have zero followers? I got retweeted three times once, so I obviously am not doing well with this goal-setting thing.

I guiltlessly splurge on concert and baseball tickets. I often do this really fun trick where I buy two tickets to a show, then panic the day before because I forgot to find someone to come along. Or I don't, in which case I go alone and lose my voice for twice as long.

Total craft beer freak, although you might've figured that out with my username.

I practice yoga pretty frequently too, which I had to do after the local treadmill tried to get me to hurl myself off it out of boredom. Whenever people bellow their OMs at high volumes, I think about what they're like in real life. Alphas? Ironically shy nerds? Any conspiracy theories on this are welcome.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing good work (I'm employed with a company that advises endowments and nonprofits). Finding a way to stay sane in this city without having particularly strong political opinions.
I’m really good at
Forgetting to take my vitamins in the morning. Or otherwise just avoiding it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Covered this already! Two steps ahead of you, OKC.
Books: I'll usually alternate one fiction book and one current event/pop science book. Murakami is my favorite. I went to Singapore recently and brought back a few books from local authors there. Initial thoughts: they really like writing about love.
Music: The Gaslight Anthem, The Hold Steady, The Black Keys, Passion Pit, Matt & Kim, Chvrches, Springsteen (let's play the game where you guess where I'm originally from!), and something new every day. Random Taylor Swift songs. I've gone to so many shows at 9:30 Club that I now have a routine that starts with a Port City draft and ends with me boxing people out to keep my primo spot!
The six things I could never do without
My music collection.*
This really sweet radio station from the Twin Cities.
A great book.
Flight of the Conchords on DVD.
A marble notebook. I'm constantly writing.

*Edit: I guess this is commonly referred to as an iPod.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why anyone ever replaces the toilet paper roll under.
On a typical Friday night I am
Just as likely to be at a bar or a baseball game as I would be catching up on all the things the DVR snagged for me during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've seen the movie Daylight (yes, the terrible one with Sly Stallone) more times than I care to admit.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
A dorky sense of humor interests you. Or anything else I've written here interested you, for that matter!