Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Evidently, a local blog says I fit one of the nine stereotypes of
people on OKC in DC. I could be just another typical navel gazing,
quasi-hipsterish twenty-something. Or I could be someone completely
different, you decide. On one hand, I watch New Girl, Girls, Parks
and Rec, and Mad Men. On the other, I'm obsessed with Shameless,
Bar Rescue, and the first 20 minutes of Jimmy Fallon. I bet you
that if you name me your favorite show, I'll watch an episode out
of curiosity and get hooked. Either I'm agreeable or Hollywood
writers hold meetings where someone raises their hand and says, "I
know EXACTLY how to reel in this guy..." (It's probably the former,
because since when is anyone in Hollywood so polite as to raise
I post all over Twitter so I don't alienate all my Facebook friends
with inane commentary. So, I guess my ultimate goal is to have zero
followers? I got retweeted three times once, so I obviously am not
doing well with this goal-setting thing.
I guiltlessly splurge on concert and baseball tickets. I end up
going to about 40 shows and 20 games each year. Needless to say, I
love living in DC. If bored, you can surely find me at 9:30
I practice yoga pretty frequently too, which I had to do after the
local treadmill tried to get me to hurl myself off it out of
boredom. Whenever people bellow their OMs at high volumes, I think
about what they're like in real life. Alphas? Ironically shy nerds?
Any conspiracy theories on this are welcome.