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26 M Arlington, VA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 17
Pacific Islander
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Evidently, a local blog says I fit one of the nine stereotypes of people on OKC in DC. I could be just another typical navel gazing, quasi-hipsterish twenty-something. Or I could be someone completely different, you decide. On one hand, I watch New Girl, Girls, Parks and Rec, and Mad Men. On the other, I'm obsessed with Shameless, Bar Rescue, and the first 20 minutes of Jimmy Fallon. I bet you that if you name me your favorite show, I'll watch an episode out of curiosity and get hooked. Either I'm agreeable or Hollywood writers hold meetings where someone raises their hand and says, "I know EXACTLY how to reel in this guy..." (It's probably the former, because since when is anyone in Hollywood so polite as to raise their hand.)

I post all over Twitter so I don't alienate all my Facebook friends with inane commentary. So, I guess my ultimate goal is to have zero followers? I got retweeted three times once, so I obviously am not doing well with this goal-setting thing.

I guiltlessly splurge on concert and baseball tickets. I end up going to about 40 shows and 20 games each year. Needless to say, I love living in DC. If bored, you can surely find me at 9:30 Club.

I practice yoga pretty frequently too, which I had to do after the local treadmill tried to get me to hurl myself off it out of boredom. Whenever people bellow their OMs at high volumes, I think about what they're like in real life. Alphas? Ironically shy nerds? Any conspiracy theories on this are welcome.
What I’m doing with my life
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Doing good work (I'm employed with a company that advises endowments and nonprofits). Finding a way to stay sane in this city without having particularly strong political opinions.
I’m really good at
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Forgetting to take my vitamins in the morning. Or otherwise just avoiding it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'll usually read a current event/pop science book, feel exhausted afterward and then read some silly thing about how 20-somethings are taking over the world and/or getting eaten alive by it. Murakami is my favorite. I went to Singapore recently and brought back a few books from local authors there. Initial thoughts: they really like writing about love.
Music: The Gaslight Anthem, The Hold Steady, Passion Pit, Matt & Kim, Springsteen (let's play the game where you guess where I'm originally from!), and something new every day. Random Taylor Swift songs.
Food: Sushi is my favorite, does that make me a stereotype? I recently spotted a Chicago-style pizzeria in New York City, someone needs to tell me if this is a capital offense or just really intrepid.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My music collection.
This really sweet radio station from the Twin Cities.
A great book.
Flight of the Conchords on DVD.
A marble notebook. I'm constantly writing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why anyone ever replaces the toilet paper roll under. What a terrible time to have to solve a puzzle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just as likely to be out at a bar with friends as I would be catching up on all the things the DVR snagged for me during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've seen the movie Daylight (yes, the terrible one with Sly Stallone) more times than I care to admit.
You should message me if
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you're into the Date Lab column just a little more than you probably should be.