| Test | His result | Your result |
| The Dating Persona Test | The Backrubber (DGSD) | Take it! |
| The Slut Test | 72% slut | Take it! |
| The Death Test | Dead at 81 | Take it! |
| The Gaydar Test | 60% Accuracy (highest: 60%, average: 60%) | Take it! |
| The 4-Variable IQ Test | Visual | Take it! |
| The Are You a Psychopath? Test | The Healthy Mind | Take it! |
| The are you a nice guy Test | You scored and 85% niceness! | Take it! |
| The strangely accurate personality Test | INFP | Take it! |
| The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test | Joe Normal | Take it! |
| The Chakra Test | The Passionate One | Take it! |
| The Horrifying Stereotype Test | Jewish Princess | Take it! |
| The Sex With Your Best Friend Test | Love | Take it! |
| The 'Are You REALLY Into Psychology?' Test | ASSOCIATE - THE STUDENT | Take it! |
| The VERY Basic Math Test | I AM STUPID | Take it! |
| The BASIC KNOWLEDGE Test | you are s-m-r-t! | Take it! |
| The 80's Rocked Quiz | Jeff Spicoli or Ralph Wiggum | Take it! |
| The Cognitive Neuroscience Test | You scored -20 brain knowledge! | Take it! |
| The Socionics Personality Type Test | The Guardian (ESI) | Take it! |
| The Darwin Test | The Master Race | Take it! |
| The Famous Phrases Test | The Right Phrase of Mind | Take it! |
| The Secret Gender Test | Male gender identity/androgynous | Take it! |
| The Alien Love Test | The Grey | Take it! |
| The Oh-So-Arrogant, "You Reckon We'd Work?" Test | Close.. | Take it! |
| Lovecraftian God Test | Nyarlathotep | Take it! |
| The Intersecting Geekeries Test | Well done! | Take it! |
| The Sex and Chocolate Test | You Are A Succulent Succubus/Incubus! | Take it! |
| The sex test | The Prowling Panther | Take it! |
| The U.S. Geography Test | Native Citizen | Take it! |
| What is your ideal sex position quiz? | The Super Pure One | Take it! |
| my partner is a sex freak | 0% Pure! | Take it! |
| The most amazing BJ of your life Test | The Normal One | Take it! |
| The Have You No Shame Test | The Adventurer | Take it! |
| The Undead Fiend Test | Vampire | Take it! |
| The Masturbation Purity Test | Handy! | Take it! |
| The What Nightmare Are You In Test | Falling Off a Cliff | Take it! |
| The How freaky are you in bed Test | Curious Lay | Take it! |
| The What sex position are you? Test | HA! | Take it! |
| The sexual positions Test | Above The Rest | Take it! |
| The Underwear Personality Test | The Boxer Brief | Take it! |
| The Have You Ever? (Sexual) Test | You scored 80 dirtyness and 60 cleaness! | Take it! |
| The masterbation style Test | pleasurable | Take it! |
| The Famous Artwork Test | The Etch-a-Sketch | Take it! |
| What Do Others See You As Test | 41 to 50 Points | Take it! |
| The OKCupid Stupid Photo Restrictions Test | The Reasonable User! | Take it! |
| The Kinkyness Test | Vanilla boy/girl | Take it! |
| The If You Were A Beer Test | Microbrew | Take it! |
| The Swear Word Usage Test | Dumbass Fucker | Take it! |
| The 'Test Your Down-Home Knowledge' Test | Howdy, Zeke! | Take it! |
| The Unconventional Sex Test | Kinky | Take it! |
| The What Flavor of Chocolate are You? Test | Dark Chocolate | Take it! |
| The Fuck It or Suck it Test | Person Most Likely to Encounter a Site Error! (i.e., temporarily unavailable, sorry) | Take it! |
| The Good Fucker Test | You scored SSS Sexiness, FFF Fucking, CCC Cocks, and VVV Vaginas! | Take it! |
| The Yin or Yang Test | You scored 14 Yin and 19 Yang! | Take it! |
| The Narcissistic Personality Inventory | Your Narcissism Score is 9! | Take it! |
| How sexy in bed are you? Test! | Sex Addict | Take it! |
| The how far will you go sexually Test | 70% = your sexual limits | Take it! |
| The Purity Test | mostly Impure | Take it! |
| The French Expressions Test | French Friendly | Take it! |
| The What Kind of Significant Other Are You? Test | The Companion | Take it! |
| The Oral Sex Test | Oral Sex Master | Take it! |
| The Giving a Fuck (Literally) Test | Giving, and getting! | Take it! |
| The 2-Variable Intuition Test | You Are Stupid | Take it! |
| The Fetish Knowledge Test | You scored 48% for basic knowledge, 57% for advanced knowledge, 59% for perverted knowledge and 22% for obscure knowledge | Take it! |
| The What Type of Porn Test | no wrist problems | Take it! |
| The Mel Brooks Quote Test | You know 63 Qoutable Lines! Now go and say them with pride! | Take it! |
| The Are you more romantic, curious, kinky, or conservative? Test | My dear friend or lover, you are 13% Romantic, 0% Curious, 73% Kinky and 13% Conservative! | Take it! |
| The can you fuck me good Test | im cumming.... | Take it! |
| The Porn Star Name Test | Lil Miss Suckit | Take it! |
| The Massage Therapist Test | Beginner massage therapist | Take it! |
| The Freud's 5 Sexual Stages Test | Genital Stage. You're 13-18 yrs old | Take it! |
| The Hermit, Wanderer and Courtesan Test | Spock | Take it! |
| The Why are you single Test | The reason why you are single is 13 % Misfortune, 13 % Cowardness, 25 % Insanity, and 38 % Desperation! | Take it! |
| The Five Love Languages Test | Acts of Service | Take it! |
| The Intimacy Attitude Scale--R Test | 183 intimacy | Take it! |
| Whats your perfect 'dinner date' test | The Highly Romantic Dinner Date | Take it! |
| The What kind of lover are you ? Test | Almost perfect | Take it! |
| The Are you kinky enough for me Test | Category 2 | Take it! |
| The Oral Sex Compotency Test | Not stupid at Oral | Take it! |
| The How Good Are You In Bed? Test | Getting There | Take it! |
| The Find Your Philosophical Era! Test | The Ancient | Take it! |
| The How White Are You Test | Cracker Alert!! | Take it! |
| The 9-Variable Humor Intelligence Test | LEWD! | Take it! |
| What is your Wiccan IQ Test | The Skydiver | Take it! |
| The American English Translation Test | You Know British English 88% | Take it! |
| The Could u survive in England Test | Quiete English | Take it! |
| The Spaceballs: The Test Test | Retard | Take it! |
| The Alcohol Knowledge Test | Wine | Take it! |
| the completely scientific nonsense test | the angel of retribution | Take it! |
| The A-Muse-ing Test | Your muse is Thalia! | Take it! |
| The How Old Do You Act Test | 'infant' | Take it! |
| The Are You a REAL Chicagoan Test | You scored 54 Real Chicagoan! | Take it! |
| The What Sports Car Am I Test | The Bugatti Veyron! | Take it! |
| The How Horny Are You? Test | Pretty Horny | Take it! |
| The How Good in Bed Are You Test | Getting Damn Good | Take it! |
| The Scrubs personality Test. | Rawdy | Take it! |
| Are you a SEX nerd? | You scored 91%!! | Take it! |
| The Cuddle Test | You are 96 % Cuddler. | Take it! |
| The Dirty Slut Test | Average Slut | Take it! |
| The Bondage Test | Yeah, but no. | Take it! |
| The Where Would We Fuck Test | Hardcore Public! | Take it! |
| The Life Test | You scored 29% Intuitive, 71% sentient, 82% Astronauty, and 22% Survivaly! | Take it! |
| The Despot / Small Woodland Creature Test | Charlemagne the Squirrel | Take it! |
| The Rocky Horror Picture Show Test | "You're okay by me" | Take it! |
| The Vulvular Anatomy and Cunnilingus Test | You are 67% knowledgable, 67% skillful, and 73% motivated. | Take it! |
| The Oh So Deviant Test | A Dirty Mind... | Take it! |
| The Two-question Intelligence Test | Could be worse. | Take it! |
| The Language Recognition Test | D | Take it! |
| The 20 Question Sexual Experience Test | Socialite | Take it! |
| Candy is Dandy but Liquour is Quicker | The Classic | Take it! |
| The How Funny Are You, Really? Test | THE PUNSTER | Take it! |
| The Batty Test | large flying fox | Take it! |
| The Oral Sex Test | You scored 92 % Oral Acceptance! | Take it! |
| The are you a giver Test | You scored 62% giver! | Take it! |
| The Honest-to-Satan Libertarian Test | Mercantilist | Take it! |
| The Cruel Personality Test | Completely Caring. | Take it! |
| The OkCupid Kissing Test | The Smooth Operator | Take it! |
| The Slut Test | Average Sluttiness | Take it! |
| The Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me! Test | Person Most Likely to Encounter a Site Error! (i.e., temporarily unavailable, sorry) | Take it! |
| The Janus Sex Positive Test | Love Child | Take it! |
| The How Much Have You LIVED? Test | WORLDLY | Take it! |
| The What kind of sex freak are you Test | Amature porn | Take it! |
| The The Fantasy Sexuality Test | You scored 74Open Mindedness, 68 Experience! | Take it! |
| The Which Star Trek Species R U Test | Vulcan | Take it! |
| The Are you actually Cool Test | Your so cool | Take it! |
| The Erudite Wordsmith Test | Keep trying! | Take it! |
| Reincarnation Placement Exam | Reclusive Artist | Take it! |
| The Sport Sex Test? | 51% Good, 37% Giving and 64% Game! | Take it! |
| The Really Good LOST TV Series Test | LOST | Take it! |
| The Which kind of underwear are you? Test | Leopard and Spandex | Take it! |
| The sexual IQ Test | Virgin School Girl | Take it! |
| The Unconventional Romantic Test | Way Unique | Take it! |
| The 'How Low Can I Go?' Naked Man Test | Pornoholic | Take it! |
| Fantasy Seduction Quiz: What type of fantasy senario would you like to experience in bed? What type of creature would be most likely to seduce you? | Fae | Take it! |
| The Sexy Strangeness Test | Subtle Sexy Strange | Take it! |
| The Whom You Will Meet in the Next World and How They'll Feel About Seeing You Test | Pan... and you are serving the drinks | Take it! |
| The Simple How Sexual Are You Test | Super Sexual | Take it! |
| The Totally Awesome Which Human Organ Are You? Test | Esophagus | Take it! |
| The Are You an eHarmony Reject Test | eHarmonica-rejected | Take it! |
| The Strip Club Etiquette Test | You scored 76% strip club etiquette | Take it! |
| The 80s Rock Test | Pretty Damn Good | Take it! |
| The Motorcycle Personality Test | Yamaha FJR1300 | Take it! |
| The Following ComplexDirections IQ Test | A Sharp Cookie | Take it! |
| The Director Who Films Your Life Test | Quentin Tarantino | Take it! |
| What Circus Performer would you be? | Lion Tamer! | Take it! |
| The 5 Love Languages Test | You scored 10 Quality Time, 7 Words of Affirmation, 1 Receiving Gifts, 8 Acts of Service, and 4 Physical Touch! | Take it! |
| What Gender do you Think and Feel Like? | Tough as Nails | Take it! |
| The Intellectual Sexiness Test | Hot Tamale | Take it! |
| The Technology Test | You know a few thing about technology | Take it! |
| The Languages Test | 80% French! 60% German! 80% Italian! 60% Spanish! 60% English! | Take it! |
| The End of the World as You Know It Test | The Last Man | Take it! |
| The Real Redneck Test | Northern City Folk | Take it! |
| The Perfect Boyfriend Test | Close to perfect.. | Take it! |
| Frugal or Cheap Test | Perfect Penny Pincher | Take it! |
| The ADULT CONTENT Real Kinky Test | TWISTED! | Take it! |
| What's your drink? From the bar to the bedroom | Rotgut whiskey | Take it! |
| Where do fall in the world of Yin and Yang test? | Neutral | Take it! |
| The Coffeeology Test | The Coffee Dabbler | Take it! |
| The Ideal Boyfriend Test | Average Joe | Take it! |
| Military Branch Test | Aim High! | Take it! |
| The Sexual HELL Test | HELL LEVEL 2 | Take it! |
| The Kink-O-Meter Test | Curious Kitty | Take it! |
| The Love or Lust Test : Which One Is It? | 62% Love! | Take it! |
| The Peeing! Test | You scored 113 Indoor Peeing, 136 Outdoor Peeing, 39 Nature Peeing, and 11 Water Peeing! Whoa!!!! | Take it! |
| True Colors Test - A Self Inventory | NT - Scholar (Green) | Take it! |
| The WILL YOU GET INSIDE MY PANTS Test | Category 5 | Take it! |
| Why You? Why Me? Test | Are you an Explorer, Builder, Director or Negotiator? | Take it! |
| The LONG Scientific Personality Test | ESTJ-The Supervisor | Take it! |
| the Which Starship Captain Are You? test | Don't you "Aunt Kathy" me! | Take it! |
| The Optimal Stimulation Test | Hungry Brain | Take it! |
| The Kink Spectrum Analysis Test | Blue (450 nm) | Take it! |
| The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test | Vocabulary Vixen! | Take it! |
| The Super Duper Nudist Test!! | You're a Nudist, Socially | Take it! |
| The hey good lookin' whatcha got cookin' test | The Fry Cook 56% | Take it! |
| The Ultimate TRUE IRISH Test | Finn MacCool | Take it! |
| The Am I A Lesbian Test | Straight or Male | Take it! |
| The Zenka Tells Your Fortune Test | You're OK. | Take it! |
| The Complete Non-sequitur Test | Harmless Kook | Take it! |
| The State Locator Challenge Test | Partial Knowledge | Take it! |
| The Are You Emotionally Hot or Cold? Test | Cool Mystery | Take it! |
| The REAL parenting test | Open-Minded Breeder | Take it! |
| The Truth Or Dare Test | Trisexual | Take it! |
| The Sexual Experimentation Test | Fledgeling | Take it! |
| Which Drug Are You? Test | Cocaine | Take it! |
| The How hot would our sex life be? Test | Pretty hot! | Take it! |
| The I Wanna Be A Furry! Test | Horse Furry! | Take it! |
| The Number-Color-Animal Test | Kangaroo | Take it! |
| How can you handle a sex addict? | The Snake Charmer | Take it! |
| The Sexual Inventory Test | You scored 90% Oral willingness, 64% Masturbation / Vaginal Intercourse willingness, 49% Anal willingness, and 60% Other willingness! | Take it! |
| The Do you want to see my pussy? Test | Amateur! | Take it! |
| The Just how WILD would you be in bed? Test | | Take it! |
| The Could you survive in London Test | Your chance of survival in London is 66% | Take it! |
| The anal-retentive apostrophe Test | Better than half... | Take it! |
| The Sexual Mind Test | Horny mind | Take it! |
| The Lick Factor Test | Well Rounded Lick | Take it! |
| The What Is My Taste in Women Test | The Belle | Take it! |
| The British Eccentric Test | Boringly Normal | Take it! |
| The how GOOD are you at SEX Test | The Master | Take it! |
| The sex of your brain Test | Your brain is 25 % feminine and 58 % masculine! | Take it! |
| The Should You Delete Your OkCupid Profile Test | Don't go! | Take it! |
| The How Romantic Are You? Test | "What Is Romance?" | Take it! |
| The Ass Identification Test | Smart Ass | Take it! |
| The The Foreplay Factor: 'A' Test | For Me | Take it! |
| Pretty Damn Good Sexual Compatibility Test | Wild | Take it! |
| The Could You Give Me an Orgasm? Test | O Master | Take it! |
| The Can you speak London Slang Test | Cockney Blood!! | Take it! |
| The "Would we click?" Test | The Acquaintance | Take it! |
| The What's your sexual style? Test | TYPE P | Take it! |
| The Were You Born In The Wrong Time Test | Lost in time... | Take it! |
| The How Important Are Looks/Appearance to You Test | The Critic | Take it! |
| Survival Test | Weekend Warrior | Take it! |
| The Pop Culture Archetype Personality Test | The Cleric | Take it! |
| Female Anatomy Expertise Test | 75% Expert! | Take it! |
| The Cultural Identity Test | The Modern Thinker | Take it! |
| The Love Styles Test | 71% Eros, 57% Ludus, 42% Storge, 28% Pragma, 3% Mania, 10% Agape | Take it! |
| The Sublime Philosophical Crap Test | N-A-R | Take it! |
| The Personality Defect Test | Hand-Raiser | Take it! |
| The Angel Test | Zadkiel | Take it! |
| The Best Thing About You Test | Honesty | Take it! |
| Are you ready for a relationship? | The Romantic | Take it! |
| The How Trustworthy Are You? Test | "Trusty Samurai" | Take it! |
| What kind of romantic are you? quiz | The High-grade lover | Take it! |
| The Are you a good Kisser Test | The Spider | Take it! |
| The Hitchhiker's Guide Personality Test | Trillian | Take it! |
| The Africa Test | The Expert | Take it! |
| The Spirit Animal Test | The Rabbit Spirit | Take it! |
| Puppy Kitten Test | PUPPY | Take it! |
| What Planet are You From? Test | You are from Uranus! | Take it! |
| If Lovin' Were Cookin', You'd Be: | Roasting | Take it! |
| The sexual interests Test | Straight Poly | Take it! |
| The Beatles Song Character Test | Lady Madonna | Take it! |
| The Are you a Morning Person Test | True Morning Person | Take it! |
| The your SEINFELD identity Test | Elaine | Take it! |
| The Are You an Alpha Male/Female Test | Omega | Take it! |
| The Sexuality Spectrum Test | Mostly Straight | Take it! |
| The Best Personality Type for You Test | ESTJ-The Supervisor | Take it! |
| The Mental sexuality Test | Naughty | Take it! |
| The Suggested Sex Act Test | Dungeon Fun | Take it! |
| The Sexual Philosophy Test | Sexually progressive | Take it! |
| HOW HEDONISTIC ARE YOU? | Somewhat Hedonistic | Take it! |
| "The Real You" Test | Genuine Realist | Take it! |
| The Celtic Goddess Test | Rhiannon | Take it! |
| CARTOONS OF THE 80'S QUIZ | True Child of the 80's! | Take it! |
| Howard Gardner's Eight Types of Intelligence Test | Spatial | Take it! |
| What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test | Balanced, Secure, and Realistic. | Take it! |
| The 3-Variable Purity Test | PURITY: 34% sex, 85% substance, 66% moral [54% total] | Take it! |
| The Sexual Style Test | Balanced | Take it! |
| The Absolute Language Test | Just You Wait, 'Enry 'Iggins! | Take it! |
| The Beatles Lyrics Test | You are 64% a Beatles Lyrics Master! | Take it! |
| The One Question Test | YOU SURE DO!!!!!!!!! | Take it! |
| The fuck Test | fuck me...... | Take it! |
| The Ohmigod Test | The Flying Spaghetti Monster - Not really a god. Here representing Atheism | Take it! |
| The Are you Polyamorous Test | Poly Curious | Take it! |
| The Sexual Fitness Test | Brainy in Bed | Take it! |
| The Outdoorsy Test | Raised by Wolves | Take it! |
| Romantic or sex addict? | The Super Pure One | Take it! |
| The "Ultimate" Kink Test! | Professor Kink! | Take it! |
| The Right Brain vs Left Brain Test | Center Brained! | Take it! |
| The How Sexually open-minded Test | Sex Master | Take it! |
| The Real Breasts/Fake Breasts Test | You scored 17 of 20 boobs! | Take it! |
| The Color Analysis Test | You scored 10% Blue, 10% Gold, 70% Green, and 10% Orange! | Take it! |
| The Fairly Comprehensive, Sort-of Difficult Starbucks Knowledge Test | The Novice | Take it! |
| The Advertising Slogans Test | 20 right answers out of 20 questions | Take it! |
| The what turns you on (REVISED) Test | Category 5 | Take it! |
| The how sexually attractive are u Test | Lucky Twat | Take it! |
| The Sexual Style Test | The Sex Crazed | Take it! |
| The Would you be good in bed Test | Getting there... | Take it! |
| The North American Trivia Test | pretty good | Take it! |
| Personality Elements Assay | Confused / Confusing | Take it! |
| The Public Understanding of Scientific Terms and Concepts Test | 92% Understanding! | Take it! |
| The Fuck Buddy Test | You scored 65 Fuck Buddy! | Take it! |
| The HOW MANY People WILL YOU FUCK? Test | 40 Future Partners!! | Take it! |
| The Family Guy Character Test | Seabreeze | Take it! |
| Do You Pass the Charlie Brooker Test? | MP Keith Vaz | Take it! |
| The Selection Test | The Cupid | Take it! |
| The How Much You Know About Women Test | A Femme Fatale! | Take it! |
| The Are you good at cunnilingus Test | A Good Partner | Take it! |
| The Viking Age Persona Test | Skald | Take it! |
| The Bootyology Test | Round and Curvy! | Take it! |
| The Color Code Test | Color Code: WHITE: The Peace Keeper | Take it! |
| The Naturist/Nudist Test | Nudist! | Take it! |
| The What is your REAL age Test | You are 43 years old!! | Take it! |
| The what kind of pagan are you test. | Ecclectic | Take it! |
| The Forty-Three Things I Want in a Lover Test | Pretty Cool | Take it! |
| The Ethical Slut Test | Happy Almost-Slut | Take it! |
| The Kinsey Scale Test | Straight | Take it! |
| The Dirty Mind Test | On the Verge | Take it! |
| The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test | Curvy and Naughty | Take it! |
| The "What Sushi Are You?" Test | Niji Urimaki | Take it! |
| Are You Good In Bed? Quiz. | The Sexmaster! | Take it! |
| The How Kinky Are You Test | You scored 80 % Kinkiness! | Take it! |
| What Mage Are You? | Gypsy | Take it! |
| The Nationality Preference (W. Euro) Test | Swedish Girls (sans goats) | Take it! |
| Four traits in Bed, "wanna know yours test"? | The Untouchable! | Take it! |
| The How White Trash Are You? Test | You are 0% white trash! | Take it! |
| The (Improved) Red Flag Test | 1 RED FLAGS! | Take it! |
| The Sexual Turn-ons Test | The Passionate Lover | Take it! |
| The Boy or Girl? Test | 64% Correct! | Take it! |
| The Sexplorer In Bed Test | The Porn King | Take it! |
| The Risky and Crazy Sex Situations Test | Controversial | Take it! |
| The How Sexually Freaky Are You Test | Sexually Freaky | Take it! |
| The "Which Frasier character are you?" Test | Daphne / Martin | Take it! |
| The One Question Oral Sex Test | The Patient One | Take it! |
| The Commonly Confused Words Test | English Genius | Take it! |
| The New Do you hate George W. Bush Test | The Ultimate Hater | Take it! |
| The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test | The Expatriate | Take it! |
| The What Greek God Are You Test | Dionysis | Take it! |
| The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test | Androgynous | Take it! |
| The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test | The Harlequin | Take it! |
| The 3 Variable Funny Test | the Wit | Take it! |
| The would you fuck me good Test | Fuck Master | Take it! |
| The (Expanded Edition) How Wild Are You (Relative to Me) Test | (Very) Wild | Take it! |
| The Your Type of Girl Test | The Favorite Friend | Take it! |
| The General Obscure Knowledge Test | Artisticly Inclined | Take it! |
| The Attachment Style Test | The Free Agent | Take it! |
| The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test | 7 - the Adventurer | Take it! |
| The PolyAmory Test | Poly Leaning | Take it! |
| The Lover Style Profile Test | The Romantic Lover | Take it! |
| The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test | 57% pure: Rather Experienced | Take it! |
| The What Type of Communicator Are You? Test | 3 passive, 3 passive-aggressive, 5 aggressive, 30 assertive | Take it! |
| The Can You Date A Bisexual Test | Totally Secure | Take it! |
| The how fuckable are you? Test | " The good fuck" | Take it! |