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jjanders

34 M East Greenwich, RI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm pretty bad at describing myself, I'm just an average dude who likes eating food, lifting weights, the X-Files, and enjoys the simple things in life.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I am a sales/operations analyst at an IT company in Southern Rhode Island. Basically I do nerdy things with numbers all day, and I am awesome at it. I also just finished my MBA at URI, it's nice to have some actual free time again!
I’m really good at
Math, data analysis and various other nerdery
Cooking and eating
Sarcasm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, Stephen King, Poe, non-fiction (specifically WW2 and American Revolution). I also read lots of stuff related to finance/investing.

Music: Black Sabbath, Rush, Neil Young, Joy Division/New Order, Depeche Mode, The Cars, Black Flag, Descendents, Ramones, The Clash, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Hum, Misfits/Samhain/Danzig, Entombed, Carcass, Obituary, various other classic rock, punk/hardcore/metal, 80's and 90's alternative.

TV: Currently: Game of Thrones, Justified, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Homeland. Others: X-Files, Buffy/Angel/Firefly, Arrested Development, Party Down, Freaks and Geeks, Food Network, History Channel

Movies: I'm a big horror nerd, both classic and newer stuff. Huge fan of 80's action movies (Commando, Die Hard, Aliens, Road House, etc...) and film noir. Some of my favorites: Jaws, Halloween, Say Anything, Ferris Bueller, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Rear Window, Shadow of a Doubt, and lots of other Hitchcock movies.

Food: I like food, food tastes good. Always down for trying new food. Indian, Thai, sushi, Middle Eastern, pizza...not much gets me more excited than a good meal.
The six things I could never do without
Family
Internet
Pie (let's be serious, it's far superior to cake)
My memory foam bed
Exercise
Rock n' roll
I spend a lot of time thinking about
World domination, my next meal...More perfect food: eggs or avocado? More perfect record: London Calling or Rocket to Russia?
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually unwinding from a long week of work. This may involve Netflix and/or bourbon
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In 5th grade, I was in a geography bee. It was down to me and one other person. I answered my question wrong so I took 2nd and the other kid won. I immediately ran to the bathroom and started crying. Geography is serious business.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- You like cooking / eating / trying new foods
- You use correct spelling / grammar
- Your answer to the "What is your quest?" question is "To find the Grail" and you actually get the reference
- You can randomly quote 80's action films and/or enjoy horror films (apparently this is very few people)
- You detest reality television
- You don't talk on your phone while driving