I'm pretty bad at describing myself, I'm just an average dude who likes eating food, lifting weights, the X-Files, and enjoys the simple things in life.

Currently I am a sales/operations analyst at an IT company in Southern Rhode Island. Basically I do nerdy things with numbers all day, and I am awesome at it. I also just finished my MBA at URI, it's nice to have some actual free time again!

Math, data analysis and various other nerdery
Cooking and eating
Sarcasm

Books: The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, Stephen King, Poe, non-fiction (specifically WW2 and American Revolution). I also read lots of stuff related to finance/investing.

Music: Black Sabbath, Rush, Neil Young, Joy Division/New Order, Depeche Mode, The Cars, Black Flag, Descendents, Ramones, The Clash, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Hum, Misfits/Samhain/Danzig, Entombed, Carcass, Obituary, various other classic rock, punk/hardcore/metal, 80's and 90's alternative.

TV: Currently: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Dexter, Homeland. Others: X-Files, Buffy/Angel/Firefly, Arrested Development, Party Down, Freaks and Geeks, Food Network, History Channel

Movies: I'm a big horror nerd, both classic and newer stuff. Huge fan of 80's action movies (Commando, Die Hard, Aliens, Road House, etc...) and film noir. Some of my favorites: Jaws, Halloween, Say Anything, Ferris Bueller, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Rear Window, Shadow of a Doubt, and lots of other Hitchcock movies.

Food: I like food, food tastes good. Always down for trying new food. Indian, Thai, sushi, Middle Eastern, pizza...not much gets me more excited than a good meal.

Family
Internet
Pie (let's be serious, it's far superior to cake)
My memory foam bed
Exercise
Rock n' roll

World domination, my next meal...More perfect food: eggs or avocado? More perfect record: London Calling or Rocket to Russia?

Usually unwinding from a long week of work. This may involve Netflix and/or bourbon

In 5th grade, I was in a geography bee. It was down to me and one other person. I answered my question wrong so I took 2nd and the other kid won. I immediately ran to the bathroom and started crying. Geography is serious business.

- You like cooking / eating / trying new foods
- You use correct spelling / grammar
- Your answer to the "What is your quest?" question is "To find the Grail" and you actually get the reference
- You can randomly quote 80's Schwarzenegger films and/or enjoy horror films (apparently this is very few people)
- You detest reality television
- You don't talk on your phone while driving