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jjjamiep

22 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Jubilant mut treading through the anomie

Me in the form of song: http://bit.ly/1tLcxWr

Compassion, self-expression, music, mindfulness, and an unwavering smile are super important to me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending inordinate amounts of time wondering what I'm doing with my life

Bouts of social justice ventures

Bringing pheromones back

Having aspirations several times a day of playing in a touring band with my bestest friends
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Convincing myself I know how to cook
Rationalizing poor decisions
Drinking coffee, suppressing the accompanying heart palpitations
Cuddling, mercilessly
Self-deprecation (in moderation)
Self-defecation
Being a poop, in general
The first things people usually notice about me
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My big, dumb smile
Maybe a boogar
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kurt Vonnegut, George Saunders, David Sedaris (pretty much old white dudes and I'm shamefully aware), Calvin and Hobbes, wiki-holes

Everything HBO (Six Feet Under is v important), documentaries, Cosmos, Freaks and Geeks, pls teach me to like Twin Peaks?

Here's my outdated last.fm: http://www.last.fm/user/chill_b

Beer, cheese, almond butter, repeat
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Musical instruments
Short-shorts
Nut butters of all varieties
My smelly dog
Thermal underwear
My two (consistently naked) brothers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Strain theory
Outlandish, anxiety-inducing scenarios
My next meal
Stars as suns just really really far away
Nothing
My twin brother and the absurdity of our coexistence
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A: Out with friends at a dive bar, live music i.e., being a real human

B: Sprawled out on my bedroom floor, pondering ad infinitum, making sweet love to my Jazzmaster, venting to my doggy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't remember the last time I wore deodorant yikes
You should message me if
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You know how to give me a raging hard wisdom boner