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23 New York, NY Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:36am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Has dogs
English, Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Jamie

This is me in the form of song:

Compassion, self-expression, music, mindfulness, and social interaction are super important to me \m/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Engaging in psychic conversation with Leonard Lopate

Slinging sandwiches part-time in a futile attempt to save up enough money to fly very far away from here/purchase a six pack

Crashing Chrome with far too many NYT Cooking tabs open simultaneously

Having aspirations several times a day of playing in a touring band with my bestest friends
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rationalizing seemingly poor decisions
Recipes that involve mixing ingredients with your hands
Oscillating between cynicism and optimism
Overestimating my caffeine tolerance
Cuddling, mercilessly
Being a poop, in general
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't physically restrain myself from smiling almost all the time

Maybe a booger

Or that I'm drooling
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Kurt Vonnegut, George Saunders, David Sedaris (pretty much old white dudes and I'm shamefully aware), Calvin and Hobbes, wiki-holes

Everything HBO (Six Feet Under is v meaningful), social documentaries, Cosmos, The Boondocks, Mad Men, Freaks and Geeks, Daria, pls teach me to like Twin Peaks?

Here's my outdated

Stinky cheeses, all manner of spreads, complex carbs, savory pies, pickled anything, put an egg on it

~ special lil' spot for WNYC, Al Jazeera America, various food blogs, and Cool Freaks' Wikipedia Club ~
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Musical instruments
Peanut butter
My smelly dog
Thermal underwear
My two [consistently naked] brothers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Outlandish, anxiety-inducing scenarios
My next meal
Stars as suns, just really really far away
My twin and the absurdity of our coexistence
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Farting around
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't remember the last time I wore deodorant yikes

*Update: Summer is hot. I concede defeat.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a coolfreak

Your ideal first date involves a Trader Joe's shopping spree

You wish to contribute to a communal poop log