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jjjamiep

22 New York, NY Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Jamie

This is me in the form of song: http://bit.ly/1tLcxWr

Compassion, self-expression, music, mindfulness, and an unwavering smile are super important to me \m/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Engaging in psychic conversation with Leonard Lopate

Bringing pheromones back

Slinging sandwiches part-time in a near-futile attempt to save up enough money to fly very far away from here/purchase a six pack

Crashing Chrome with far too many NYT Cooking tabs open simultaneously

Having aspirations several times a day of playing in a touring band with my bestest friends
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rationalizing seemingly poor decisions
Recipes that involve mixing ingredients with your hands
Oscillating between cynicism and optimism
Overestimating my caffeine tolerance
Cuddling, mercilessly
Self-deprecation
Self-defecation
Being a poop, in general
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't physically restrain myself from smiling almost all the time

Maybe a booger

Or that I'm drooling
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Kurt Vonnegut, George Saunders, David Sedaris (pretty much old white dudes and I'm shamefully aware), Calvin and Hobbes, wiki-holes

Everything HBO (Six Feet Under is v meaningful), social documentaries, Cosmos, The Boondocks, Mad Men, Freaks and Geeks, Daria, pls teach me to like Twin Peaks?

Here's my outdated last.fm: www.last.fm/user/chill_b

Oatmeal stout, stinky cheeses, almond butter, sauerkraut, blueberries, banana bread, sugar snap peas, sashimi - ideally all in one sitting

~ And here's a special lil' spot for WNYC, Al Jazeera, PBS, and Cool Freaks' Wikipedia Club :o) ~
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Musical instruments
Short-shorts
Nut butters of all varieties
My smelly dog
Thermal underwear
My two (consistently naked) brothers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Intersectionality
Outlandish, anxiety-inducing scenarios
My next meal
Disenfranchised populations
Stars as suns, just really really far away
The proper arrangement of chords to run chills down my spine
Civil/human rights abuses
My twin brother and the absurdity of our coexistence
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Farting around
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't remember the last time I wore deodorant yikes

*Update: Summer is coming. I concede defeat.
You should message me if
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You're a coolfreak

You value emotional intelligence

You wish to contribute to a communal poop log