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jjs180
26 / M / straight / Single
Los Angeles, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
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- Ethnicity
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- Height
- 5' 9" (1.75m).
- Body Type
- Rather not say
- Looking For
- New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Virgo but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Executive / Management
- Income
- $70,000–$80,000
- Kids
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- Pets
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- Languages
- English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am sarcastic, punny, and eurythmic.
My Self-Summary
I tend to make puns
about once every two hours. More if I'm really on a roll. It's
really quite a gift. I've been accused to having a secret stash of
puns :) I can make a dirty joke out of almost anything you
say.
I'm working really hard at building my life after college working, investing and planning for the future. At the same time, I'm balancing it out with fun weekends in Vegas, ski trips to Big Bear, and just going out on the town with friends. I go salsa, swing or ballroom dancing at least once a week. I started with salsa, but now am really into West Coast Swing and Lindy Hop. I can proudly say that I swing dance at the same place that Bill Nye the Science Guy does!
Now that I'm a working professional, I'd like to work on some relationships. I'd like a person who can get excited with me, appreciate my punny humor and not be afraid to act silly with me and go on all sorts of adventures!
I'm working really hard at building my life after college working, investing and planning for the future. At the same time, I'm balancing it out with fun weekends in Vegas, ski trips to Big Bear, and just going out on the town with friends. I go salsa, swing or ballroom dancing at least once a week. I started with salsa, but now am really into West Coast Swing and Lindy Hop. I can proudly say that I swing dance at the same place that Bill Nye the Science Guy does!
Now that I'm a working professional, I'd like to work on some relationships. I'd like a person who can get excited with me, appreciate my punny humor and not be afraid to act silly with me and go on all sorts of adventures!
Editors
What I’m doing with my life
I studied pre-med and business at USC and am now working as a
project specialist at a medium sized company in Malibu. I get to
see the beach every single day on the drive up, at the office and
on the drive down. It's really quite fantastic. On the side, I
invest in real-estate (nothing major, just a few little residential
properties) and stocks and I look forward to one day when I will be
a serial entrepreneur starting businesses! Before that happens, I
will probably do a JD/MBA at a top 20 university
(Kellogg/Northwestern is my first choice!). One day I want to
really travel the world. I've been to China, Japan, Mexico and
Canada but I want to tour Europe, Brazil, Argentina and Australia
before I'm too old to enjoy my youth. I wish I could learn 5 more
languages than the 3 I already speak but there's so much to do and
so little time!
I’m really good at
Making funny,
witty/punny jokes exactly at the best/worst moments. I'm really
good at doing accents from all over the world. I'm not exactly sure
where that skill came from but...I'm also good at mimicking my
friends and co-workers with my dead-on impressions. I've been told I'm a
pretty good dancer by those who have had the pleasure of
witnessing. I'm starting to get more involved in salsa and other
latin dances as well as some smooth ballroom (sounds a little geeky
but it's actually quite fun!) And finally, I'll beat you and your
whole family (including grandma) at ping pong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y3ZhkKMLXU&feature=related
, Guitar Hero....and Rock Band.
, Guitar Hero....and Rock Band.
The first things people usually notice about me
Aside from my hand-someness (I've got some nice hands), people
usually notice that I sneeze really loudly...like REALLY loud. I
think I got it from my dad because he's got some powerful sneezes
too. I've scared elderly women before with my sneeze, it's really
quite embarrassing :(
However, the good news is that I recently got surgery on my sinuses and I feel like a new person! I can breathe, food tastes better and I can tell what varietal of grape a wine is just from smelling and tasting it.
However, the good news is that I recently got surgery on my sinuses and I feel like a new person! I can breathe, food tastes better and I can tell what varietal of grape a wine is just from smelling and tasting it.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I like to listen to alternative rock and eat sushi and really good steak.
My best days might be spent with a platter of sashimi with an
ambiance of Fall
Out Boy, Boys Like Girls, Quietdrive and a good mix of 90's
music.
The six things I could never do without
The internet, my iPhone, my hybrid car, my family (including my
adorable 2 year old sister who is going to be a GENIUS), express
fluff-n-fold and my sense of smell/taste (otherwise, how could I
enjoy sushi, steak, lobster and wine?).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I find myself often pondering a way to combine elephant and donkey
DNA in order to give Republicans and Democrats common ground from
which to solve the country's problems in a non-partisan fashion.
But seriously, I think a lot about the future, what it will bring,
where I am going, how to get there (will I need to ask for
directions?) and when I'll know when I'm there.
My work life and love life can be summed up by the following:
"Find something that makes you want to get out of bed every morning, find someone who makes you want to stay."
My work life and love life can be summed up by the following:
"Find something that makes you want to get out of bed every morning, find someone who makes you want to stay."
On a typical Friday night I am
Out karoake-ing with friends/co-workers or simply staying at home
trying to finger-tap the intro to Dragon Force on GH3 or playing
lead guitar while singing on Rock Band. I can also be found at the
local Salsa or swing club dancing with strangers who are addicted
to dancing just like me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I once met a stripper named Warcraft, because apparently she was
really into playing World of Warcraft. So after a few minutes of
stripper conversation, I learned that she just got to the strip
club after playing WOW all day. When she asked me if I wanted a lap
dance, I replied "Oh, I get it. So you've been spending your whole
day grinding quests and gaining XP so now you want to spend your
night grinding me and gaining Sex-P?"
I got a free song after that one :) I also tried paying her in gold, but that didn't quite work out :/
I got a free song after that one :) I also tried paying her in gold, but that didn't quite work out :/
You should message me if
You live close to me. Enjoy dancing (ballroom and latin
especially). Have a freakin' awesome sense of humor (think
House meets
The Office on a
special episode of The Simpsons) with puns thrown in
there.
It also helps if we have a match rating above 50%, since I believe in the power of statistics. Did you know that 4 out of 5 people on average trust a statement 75% more if there are statistics cited?
I also have a tendency to act like a kid sometimes out of the sheer enjoyment of throwing off the shackles of adulthood. So if you enjoy these things too, you should message me! Skip around and frolic with me at Disneyland! Push each other on a swing set! Have conversations through sock puppets and stuffed animals (it's especially fun when the animals have witty banter).
It also helps if we have a match rating above 50%, since I believe in the power of statistics. Did you know that 4 out of 5 people on average trust a statement 75% more if there are statistics cited?
I also have a tendency to act like a kid sometimes out of the sheer enjoyment of throwing off the shackles of adulthood. So if you enjoy these things too, you should message me! Skip around and frolic with me at Disneyland! Push each other on a swing set! Have conversations through sock puppets and stuffed animals (it's especially fun when the animals have witty banter).
