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23 F Kent, OH

My Details

Last Online
Jun 20
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
When drinking
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello, I'm Jessica and I'm a biology/anthropology student (for now). It's taking me a little longer than I expected to earn my degree, but my life has been taking me down some unexpected paths that have helped me learn to enjoy the simple things in life. Usually if I'm not working or studying, I'm either exercising, watching movies/netflix, interwebbing, or taking care of my parrot Kiwi and my two snakes. Sometimes when I'm feeling creative or just want to relax, I like to draw, paint, or play guitar. Eventually I want to move away from Ohio to a city like Philly or New York, Chicago, etc. Or maybe even to another country! I want to see the whole world. To be honest, I hate writing these paragraphs about myself. Oh, and I don't know why my profile personality says that I'm not very romantic because I know for a fact that I'm romantic as shit.

I am ambitious, optimistic, and laid-back.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently going to Kent State University and working a part time job. Considering grad school. I'm also a little interested in earning my phlebotomy certification. I'm very fascinated by anatomy and physiology. The human body is an amazing machine. My ultimate goal is to get my masters in Pathology.
I’m really good at
Admiring beards, not being sarcastic, doing science, taking care of my pet reptiles and my parrot kiwi. Umm, I like to do yoga a lot, and I guess yeah, I'm pretty good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My red hair, my shortness, and that I like to smile a lot. Maybe I should also mention that I have 9 piercings (mostly in my ears) and a few tattoos that are only visible when I'm topless. (but I honestly want some more)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- A Song of Ice and Fire, The Hunger Games, Anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Klosterman, scientific nonfiction such as Richard Dawkins and Charles Darwin, comics, World War Z, greek mythologies...

Movies- Pans Labyrinth, Oldboy, The Hangover, Drag Me to Hell, Kill Bill, The Big Lebowski, The Evil Dead, Grandma's Boy, Anything with Zombies.

Shows- Mr. Show, Parks and Rec, Broad City, House, South Park, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Metalocalypse, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Venture Brothers, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Jersey Shore (It's a guilty pleasure). I could go on and on, I love television.

Music- Anything metal, Two Gallants, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Tenacious D, Dethklok, Cake, Foo Fighters, Lady Gaga, Crystal Castles, Adele, Them Crooked Vultures, Gogol Bordello
The six things I could never do without
Family, Coffee (with lots of sugar), Music, Comedy, My pets, And Sunshine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My ambitious dreams and what my next move will be.

I'm also an existentialist, which occupies my thoughts at least once a day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, working, working. Makin' that money. And then probably at the bar scene with my pals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm allergic to cats.
I may be a biology student, but I'm not very good at chemistry. ( I could use a tutor!)
Oh! And I have a fraternal twin sister. I always forget to mention that.

I only drink and/or smoke cigarettes maybe 2 or 3 times a month, but I smoke blunts regularly. I use it for medical purposes and I fully endorse legalizing medicinal marijuana.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-If you wanna meet a cool, awesome new friend.

...Or even if you're a girl and you wanna have a burn session. I could always have new girlfriends.

Ughhh, this 100 percent profile completion thing is really starting to bug me and I feel like I must finish it. I had no idea it was this hard to write 1000 words about me, but it is! I'm not boring or anything, I swear, I just hate writing about myself I guess. Is it cool if I just ramble on down here at the bottom of the page? Awesome. I don't know if you guys know this, but 1,000 words is a looottt. I'm trying to listen to a lecture about thyroid disorders, but I couldn't care less right now.

I might as well plug my blog down here, Oh and my instagram account is taumpytearss :)