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jk-lmnop

35 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 11:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I believe true happiness is best achieved when truly given away. Suspect people of conspiring to make you happy. Combat anger with acceptance, insecurity with love, and fear with faith. Maintain inner peace, regardless of outer circumstance. Be the change.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning, loving, and living. Logically.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Falling in love with hobbies, restaurants, clothing, shoes, etc, that I can't afford. Then somehow figuring out how to not be a logic hypocrite, and afford them anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That they think I'm really funny, or a fuckin jerk. It's always one or the other. There is no grey there. Also that I look like someone they know. Or they think we have met.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read non fiction.
I don't do tv.
Movies under 2 hours,
Music sans metal/punk/polka
I have a palate like a toddler. It's horrible.
Can NOT eat meat on the bone. No exceptions. Don't do mushrooms, cooked fish, or eggplant. Raw tomatoes taste like rotten water to me, and cilantro tastes like soap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can think less and live more in the moment... Not being a hypocrite douchepurse by doing any of the shit I just listed as annoying and unacceptable. It's super not sexy, but it has happened. Prob gonna happen again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who goes out on Friday? Sheep. Bahhhhhh
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Iv already said enough
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You smile a lot, live for adventure, believe life is to be enjoyed, and love to laugh, write me. If you like watching tv, tearing meat off bones, do everything the hard way, and usually have to do it twice, or like to keep it safe...you will not like me.at all. It will be miserable, for both of us. I promise. I'm loud, I cuss, I lack a filter, and I'm fucking real. Message me only if you approve, and or relate.

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