Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Suspect people of conspiring to make you happy. Combat anger with
acceptance, insecurity with love. Maintain inner peace, regardless
of outer circumstance. Be the change.....
You be all those things.
I'll catch up
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning, loving, and living. Logically.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Falling in love with hobbies, restaurants, clothing, shoes, etc,
that I can't afford. Then somehow figuring out how to not be a
logic hypocrite, and afford them anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That they think I'm really funny, or a fuckin jerk. It's always one
or the other. There is no grey there. Also that I look like someone
they know. Or they think we have met.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read non fiction.
I don't do tv.
Movies under 2 hours,
Music sans metal/punk/polka
I have a palate like a toddler. It's horrible.
Can NOT eat meat on the bone. No exceptions. Don't do mushrooms,
cooked fish, or eggplant. Raw tomatoes taste like rotten water to
me, and cilantro tastes like soap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can think less and live more in the moment... Not being a
hypocrite by doing any of the shit I just listed as annoying and
unacceptable. It happens. Less and less though
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or sleeping or wondering who the shit still goes out on
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you smile a lot, live for adventure, believe life is to be
enjoyed, and love to laugh, write me. If you like watching tv,
tearing meat off bones, do everything the hard way, and usually
have to do it twice, or like to keep it safe...you will not like
me.at all. It will be miserable, for both of us. I promise. I'm
loud, I cuss, I lack a filter, and I'm fucking real. Please be
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