If the previous line has you mumbling "blah blah blah", fear not! I can also be a teaser and an instigator, but it's all in good fun. I love learning new things. Currently I'm learning to cook and do handstands. Though not at the same time. I love learning new things! So should we hang out, I'm sure we'll have plenty to talk about. Don't worry if you're nervous - I'll just tease you!
I'm not looking for a "trophy girlfriend", but I am looking for a real prize. I'm much more interested in personality. My must have list is short and sweet: loyal, flexible (not the physical kind - but it would help if you plan on beating me at Twister), and giving.
I'm from right here in the midwest. I love what the city has to offer: museums, dining, parks, rooftop bars. I also love the outdoors. I've torched my share of campfire marshmallows. And I grew up on a farm. Which probably helps explain my love of mountain biking. It might not completely explain my ability to climb things (see climbing photo Exhibit A). Fun fact: I learned to drive on a tractor. We had ponds, woods, and um, goats. Goats, for the uninitiated, are trouble makers.
I can also be a bit of a trouble maker myself. If there's chemistry I'm not scared of making the first move. Despite what you may have heard, "real men" still exist. Gentlemen in fact. I will open the door for you. Momma didn't raise no fool. But I won't take it easy on you at darts. Or bowling. Or billiards. Not that I'm good at any of those. I just enjoy stimulating competition. And conversation.
So shoot me a message and dazzle me with your wit. I double dog dare you. ;)