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jkitten42

32 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a pretty easy-going guy. Kind of a nerd, and totally ok with that. I'm a huge fan of music, tattoos, and fine beers. In my spare time, I enjoy watching movies(I watch a TON), playing video games, going to see bands, grabbing a few drinks with friends, golfing, and goofing off whenever possible.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a driver salesman for Blue Bell Ice Cream. Yes, I can hook you up with free ice cream. That do anything for ya?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Amplifying the awkwardness of any situation

-Quoting movies and tv shows

-Eating hot wings

-I am the Michael Jordan of whiskey drinking

-Pretty solid Halo player. I will destroy you in SWAT
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tattoos, most likely. And whatever ridiculous ironic t-shirt I'm wearing, because I dress like a nineteen year old.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This could take a while:

Books: Breakfast of Champions, Catcher in the Rye, A Song Of Ice and Fire...don't read nearly as much as I'd like

Movies: Top 5: Reservoir Dogs, The Godfather, Star Wars, The Big Lebowski, Clerks

TV: LOST, Mad Men, The Wire, Parks & Rec, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Seinfeld just to name a few.

Music: Punk and Indie rock. I'll keep it to a minimum: The Get Up Kids, Alkaline Trio, Saves the Day, Jimmy Eat World, The Gaslight Anthem, blink-182, okay I'll stop now!

Food: Burgers, pizza...stuff like that. Huge hot wings fan. And Mexican food. Anything spicy. The spicier the better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Family and friends
2) Craft beer
3) Good whiskey
4) My record player
5) My car and a full tank of gas
6) ManBearPig
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Your mom.

Zombie survival. And bacon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have to work early most Saturdays, so I usually don't get too crazy. Might go out for dinner and drinks with friends, go to a movie, or just stay in and be lazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Back when I was in college I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude, it was weird. My family and friends never heard about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho.
You should message me if
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Any of this tickles your fancy!

You wanna discuss which House in Westeros is best. I'm for House Greyjoy.