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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:51pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
My self-summary
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I'm a pretty easy-going guy. Kind of a nerd, and totally ok with that. I'm a huge fan of music, tattoos, and fine beers. In my spare time, I enjoy watching movies(I watch a TON), playing video games, going to see bands, grabbing a few drinks with friends, golfing, and goofing off whenever possible.
What I’m doing with my life
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Adding "And them's the facts" to the end of every Wikipedia article.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Amplifying the awkwardness of any situation

-Quoting movies and tv shows

-Eating hot wings

-I am the Michael Jordan of whiskey drinking

-Pretty solid Halo player. I will destroy you in SWAT
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tattoos, most likely. And whatever ridiculous ironic t-shirt I'm wearing, because I dress like a nineteen year old.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This could take a while:

Books: Breakfast of Champions, Catcher in the Rye, A Song Of Ice and Fire...don't read nearly as much as I'd like

Movies: Top 5: Reservoir Dogs, The Godfather, Star Wars, The Big Lebowski, Clerks

TV: LOST, Mad Men, The Wire, Parks & Rec, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Seinfeld just to name a few.

Music: Punk and Indie rock. I'll keep it to a minimum: The Get Up Kids, Alkaline Trio, Saves the Day, Jimmy Eat World, The Gaslight Anthem, blink-182, okay I'll stop now!

Food: Burgers, pizza...stuff like that. Huge hot wings fan. And Mexican food. Anything spicy. The spicier the better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Family and friends
2) Craft beer
3) Good whiskey
4) My record player
5) My car and a full tank of gas
6) ManBearPig
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Your mom.

Zombie survival. And bacon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have to work early most Saturdays, so I usually don't get too crazy. Might go out for dinner and drinks with friends, go to a movie, or just stay in and be lazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Back when I was in college I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude, it was weird. My family and friends never heard about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho.
You should message me if
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Any of this tickles your fancy!

You wanna discuss which House in Westeros is best. I'm for House Greyjoy.