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35 Portland, OR Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Nov 29, 2013
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm originally from the east coast and moved here to try something different. Lord, is it different. I enjoy Portland a lot so far, but hope to see more of the country and the world. I am a working musician and occasionally try my hand at standup comedy (something i plan on doing more often). I'm a bit obsessed with movies and have seen quite a few. Also, I the type of person who will go somewhere just to experience. I don't care if it's good, bad, or weird.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently work as a musician, entertaining the drunks and bringing laughter to all.
I’m really good at
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Making people smile, listening, and retaining useless information
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Prince, NOFX, Talib Kweli, MF Doom, The Beatles, Bela Fleck, Acoustic Alchemy, Bad Religion, President of the USA (confused yet? i listen to a lot of styles)

Movies: I've seen thousands, but to name a few that I love; Labrynth, Psycho, Charade, any Mel Brooks, Monty Python, Hitchcock, Kubrick, Tarantino, Kurasawa, David Lynch. I like horror, b-movies, exploitation films, old cheesy sci-fi, documentaries. This stuff is much easier to just have a conversation about, i think.

Shows: Doctor Who, Adventure Time, TMNT, Simpsons, Twilight Zone, Walking Dead, American Dad, Bob's Burgers, Ricky Gervais Show, Pawn Stars, Anthony Bourdain, Hollywood name a few.

Books: Love David Sedaris and Chuck Palahniuk. Also, call me a dork, but yes, I read comics.

Food: Love to eat, cook, and wiling to try anything at least once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Movies, Good Food, Good Drinks, Friends to eat and drink with, Strangers to watch and meet while we eat and drink, and Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nonsense that makes me laugh
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work on Fridays, so rockin out for the people!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own a Ninja Turtle Snuggie
You should message me if
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you feel compelled and aren't a flake