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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:18pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey everybody I'm Josef! The absolute best way to describe me? I'm a goofball with a dirty mind and a big romantic heart...yeah that about sums it up haha. I have an innate passion for helping people no matter who they are and I've been an EMT for 3 years. I'm smart, I make decisions quickly, and I always believe I know exactly what I'm doing. I earned my degree from the U of O in human physiology; I'm a complete and total nerd about human body facts. I enjoy listening to other people's stories/learning about them. I think bodily functions are absolutely hilarious, I make a lot of sex jokes, and I love to cuddle. If you have a tendency to think negatively, we aren't going to get along too well. My main motivation in life is to make everything around me better, be the best at whatever I do, and make everyone around me happier!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just moved back to my hometown after living in LA for the past year. I'm currently a student intern firefighter and in Paramedic school
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saving lives
Caring for others
Looking like a lumberjack in flannel
Being a genuine dude
Lifting things
Giving Massages
Being a handyman
Drinking beer
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile and how it never quits
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love R&B music, hip hop, classic rock, some alternative, not the biggest fan of country but I can dig it.

I love movies! From super intense action to romantic movies to raunchy comedies, its all good to me. Gladiator, Wedding Crashers, Grandma's Boy, Die Hard, 40 Year Old Virgin, P.S. I Love You, The Dark Knight Rises, just to name a couple.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Family
My Friends
Working Out (everyone says it but it's true!)
Ice Cream
The History Channel/Discovery Channel
Being able to laugh at life

I know that's 7...I'm just awesome like that :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My fitness and eating right
My career and where life will take
Things I can fix around the house
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grabbing a beer with my friends and going out for a fun night...I never turn down a party! But if I have a significant other I really enjoy staying in and just spending time with them
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You can literally ask me anything and I will give you the honest answer to it. In fact, I might tell you an embarassing story about me. I mean I have fallen off a treadmill before, so there's that haha
You should message me if
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-you're a smart woman who will challenge me
-you love life and don't let the small things bug you
-you're cute, have a huge heart, and like to smile a lot
-you want a goofy guy to go on adventures with :)