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jko2

40 / F / Straight / Single

London, United Kingdom

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 11:34am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Originally from (very far) south of these parts, have been living in London for nearly 5 years now and still love it. Moving here was a major shift in my life and I still feel a sense of adventure about it most days (subject to planned engineering works).

I'm afraid I just can't bring myself to put forward a list of adjectives describing myself. If you're at all like me, you'd just skip over that anyway. But, for the record: I have never described myself as 'zany'.

Instead, some random 'likes':

- Slightly rambling, enthusiastic discussions over lazy weekend lunches in a pub with an open fire (or out in the sun), involving precisely one glass of wine beyond what would have been appropriate. Then a nap (ideally not in the pub).
- Typography
- Kayaking and horseriding (both mostly just to get to beautiful remote places I couldn't be faffed walking to)
- Inflicting my poor language skills on unsuspecting French people
- Rusty nails (of the hangover-inducing type, not tetanus-inducing)
- Mindfulness
- Ambling around a flea market
- Eating outdoors. Possibly a bit too obsessed with this..
- London, Sydney, Paris, Vanuatu
- Compassionate people
- The concept of neuroplasticity. Very comforting.

My dislikes:
Fruit in savoury dishes.
What I’m doing with my life
Outside my work existence (and actually even within it), I'm a bit of a dilettante. I like to dabble - to ensure I avoid becoming really accomplished at anything.
I’m really good at
- enticing squirrels to climb up my leg by pretending to have food
- talking to strangers
- making pavlova
- letting go of work issues the nanosecond I leave the office
- playing devil's advocate
- appreciating the kindness of strangers
- catching bugs and spiders (when required - not as a hobby)
- remembering lyrics from nonsense songs and poems
- baseless optimism
The first things people usually notice about me
Taking a wild stab at it, I'd guess my hair.
Then accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Couldn't do justice right now to a list on which my entire personality is to be judged. But if your humour tends toward any of the following, we could probably at least have a pleasant chat:

- Flight of the Conchords
- Tom Lehrer
- Black Books
- Jon Stewart
- David Mitchell
- Calvin & Hobbes (not the theologian and the philosopher, although I'm sure they had their funny moments after a few ales with friends).

But I won't bore you with a list of my food preferences. I just can't believe that an otherwise brilliant relationship could be scuppered by the discovery that we have diametrically opposed views on tiramisu ...
The six things I could never do without
Passport
Soured cream

Can't think of anything else truly essential.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- How a supposedly intelligent person who manages to hold down a responsible job could be unable to master the concept of taking off her watch before getting into the shower/bath. Repeatedly.

- How the human mind works and how to tame mine. That is, how to keep getting better at allowing the Universe to just be as it is today ...

- Whether the RSPCA would have a view on squirrel enticement.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a bit scared of cows. Even the baby ones. Even when I'm on horseback and could easily outrun them. I suspect that the whole 'blank-eyed stupidity' thing they have going is just a ruse.

And that I sometimes split my infinitives. And overuse parentheses.

And that I'm a bit less flippant and more thoughtful than this silly profile might suggest...
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 34–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are quietly funny and basically kind..