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jlcnewyork1

41 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I share many of the same personal qualities exhibited by my chocolate lab. We eat when we are hungry. Sleep when we need to. Love to play - anytime, anywhere. Will work until we cannot. Will attack if need be. And, will be loyal to a fault. My perfect match has yet to be discovered or described. It will be evident if it feels right.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a lawyer. It has its moments.
I’m really good at
Telling stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'll ask around and get back to you on this. For now, I will go with my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
David Sedaris makes me laugh out loud and uncontrollably. On the other hand, I have always wanted to be Hunter S. Thompson -- if I can keep my hair. Also, as a tip of the hat to my youth, "stay gold, Ponyboy."

I'll watch almost any movie, but I am partial to mob-based movies, anything by Woody Allen, and, of course, Casablanca. I also love documentaries. You do not have to watch them with me.

Breaking Bad. Go Walter! I just watched the entire three seasons of The Inbetweeners. Hilarious!

Music? Too much to mention, but I lean towards the harder artists.
The six things I could never do without
Cash, phone, guitar, coffee, bicycle, and headphones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How general everyday happenings would be much more humorous if they were part of a movie in which I am the main character and I make snide commentary to the camera.
On a typical Friday night I am
Never doing the same thing twice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I laugh out loud when I see that someone has drawn a mustache or a black pirate tooth on the folks in the subway advertisements. It's silly, but so damn funny for some reason.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to and you are not completely insane. I will, however, consider someone who is mildly insane if they have a marketable skill and/or wild flaw including, but not limited to, the ability to juggle, make funny voices, or have wandering eyes like Marty Feldman. A wooden leg, black belt in karate, night vision, tourette's, and truck-driver mouth will also be considered.