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jlcnewyork1

39 / M / Straight / Single

New York, New York

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:12pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I share many of the same personal qualities exhibited by my chocolate lab. We eat when we are hungry. Sleep when we need to. Love to play - anytime, anywhere. Will work until we cannot. Will attack if need be. And, will be loyal to a fault. My perfect match has yet to be discovered or described. It will be evident if it feels right.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a lawyer. It has its moments.
I’m really good at
Telling stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'll ask around and get back to you on this. For now, I will go with my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
David Sedaris makes me laugh out loud and uncontrollably. On the other hand, I have always wanted to be Hunter S. Thompson -- if I can keep my hair. Also, as a tip of the hat to my youth, "stay gold, Ponyboy."

I'll watch almost any movie, but I am partial to mob-based movies, anything by Woody Allen, and, of course, Casablanca. I also love documentaries. You do not have to watch them with me.

Breaking Bad. Go Walter! I just watched the entire three seasons of The Inbetweeners. Hilarious!

Music? Too much to mention, but I lean towards the harder artists.
The six things I could never do without
Cash, phone, guitar, coffee, bicycle, and meth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How general everyday happenings would be so much funnier if they were part of a movie in which I am the main character and I make snide commentary to the camera.
On a typical Friday night I am
Loving the Lord. And, if loving the Lord is wrong, I don't want to be right. Or, out drinking, dining, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've always wanted to have sex with Barbara Streisand.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to and you are not completely insane. I will, however, consider someone who is mildly insane if they have a marketable skill and/or wild flaw including, but not limited to, the ability to juggle, make funny voices, or have wandering eyes like Marty Feldman. A wooden leg, black belt in karate, night vision, tourette's, and truck-driver mouth will also be considered.