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42 New York, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:11pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Graduated from law school
My self-summary
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I share many of the same personal qualities exhibited by my chocolate lab. We eat when we are hungry. Sleep when we need to. Love to play - anytime, anywhere. Will work until we cannot. Will attack if need be. And, will be loyal to a fault. My perfect match has yet to be discovered or described. It will be evident if it feels right.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a lawyer. It has its moments.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll ask around and get back to you on this. For now, I will go with my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
David Sedaris makes me laugh out loud and uncontrollably. On the other hand, I have always wanted to be Hunter S. Thompson -- if I can keep my hair. Also, as a tip of the hat to my youth, "stay gold, Ponyboy."

I'll watch almost any movie, but I am partial to mob-based movies, anything by Woody Allen, and, of course, Casablanca. I also love documentaries. You do not have to watch them with me.

Breaking Bad. Go Walter! I just watched the entire three seasons of The Inbetweeners. Hilarious!

Music? Too much to mention, but I lean towards the harder artists.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cash, phone, guitar, coffee, bicycle, and headphones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How general everyday happenings would be much more humorous if they were part of a movie in which I am the main character and I make snide commentary to the camera.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Never doing the same thing twice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I laugh out loud when I see that someone has drawn a mustache or a black pirate tooth on the folks in the subway advertisements. It's silly, but so damn funny for some reason.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to and you are not completely insane. I will, however, consider someone who is mildly insane if they have a marketable skill and/or wild flaw including, but not limited to, the ability to juggle, make funny voices, or have wandering eyes like Marty Feldman. A wooden leg, black belt in karate, night vision, tourette's, and truck-driver mouth will also be considered.