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jldrapture

30 South Lyon, MI Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A mommy and daddy once wanted a baby and regretted it ever since.

I laugh at stupid things like people walking into things, especially overly long fan cords apparently as I recently learned, but have a hard time laughing at comedy shows. I appreciate the jokes but, they just don't tickle the ole funny bone. I secretly think that my 5th grade sense of humor never left.

I'm into submarines at the moment for no good reason. I saw a documentary and now they're all up in my youtube. Watching too much of The Hunt for Red October during the formative years as they say probably didn't help. Can I be blamed? Baldwin and Connery along with good ole Jonesy; can't beat
em.

Outside of that, I enjoy fishing in theory although I rarely get around to it unless I'm up north and poker which is the same deal. I love the mental game of poker but, the whole losing money part isn't quite my deal. I have a hard enough time when I land on Chance and get royally screwed by Rich Uncle Pennybags. Poker books are awesome though. I get to imagine that I could actually pull off some sweet shit and it only cost me the price of the book if the library didn't carry it. Otherwise I would probably be a California vagabond and ramble my tale of losing everything over a busted flush.

Music is my favorite hobby although I just dick around making noise in all honesty. I just like the crazy noise so it works out. Especially distorted stuff.

I'm eating a ketogenic diet to be a little less stock and a bit more Rocky, ohhh yeahh! It's makes for awesome dinner dates as I think way too hard about carbohydrates. On the plus side, I'm always down to cook since it makes meals easy.

I enjoy reading spy novels, if I'm going fiction but I'm usually reading about the mafia, poker, synthesizers and business books because I know how to rock the body that rocks the party if ya know what I'm sayin.

I suck at watching TV but, it's usually cooking shows off of Create or PBS that I have set on my DVR. Outside of those groundbreaking dramas it's Iron Chef Japan or bust which thinking on it actually is a touch dramatic. I watch Star Trek TNG but it's in spurts of Netflix marathoning so I have no real grasp of the entire story. I should probably check out the books now that I'm thinking of it.

That's all my brain has right now. Holla if ya hear me
The first things people usually notice about me
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My aura
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Synthesizers mostly software these days, laptop, sustenance, stereo, humor, internet access
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having fun
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an extra part to my body
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