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47 M Denver, CO

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
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Graduated from masters program
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Has kids
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My self-summary
I look very clean-cut -- but don't let that fool you. You'd scream out loud if you had any idea of just what a bad boy I really am, underneath the veneer of an educated, professional single dad.

Remember when your mom told you certain boys only wanted one thing from you?

She was talking about me.

OK, ok, so I'm actually looking for that one special girl to date -- but when we're dating... Be prepared to test the limits of your morals!

If that sends you scrambling for the 'back' button, that's OK. I can make you laugh at the world around us, can poke fun at the pseudo-intellectuals spouting half-baked sophistry, can remodel your bathroom, understood enough quantam mechanics to have written an undergrad thesis on fuzzy logic, put myself thru college as a firefighter, know jokes dirty enough to make a construction worker blush, have been an escort at debutante balls, hate ALL professional sports, and will talk you into going with me to an adult bookstore on your lunch hour.

I am Sexy, Sarcastic, and Lovable
What I’m doing with my life
Raising my kids. One away at college during the school year, one living at home in college, and one still in high school.

I'm at the peak of my career, and absolutely love medicine. Although I usually work an unholy amount of hours at once, I "only" work three days a week. Potential problem alert for you Monday thru Friday kinda girls: I work each and every Saturday from 5am until Monday at around 7pm. That means no date nights on Fridays or Saturdays, and no long weekend days lounging around.

Now I'm looking for a girl who can accept that I work those hours, but also that I have lots and lots of unconventional time free.
I’m really good at
Making you blush.

Don't believe it? Just try me...
The first things people usually notice about me
Are my intense eyes, an often-time pronounced suthern accent, and a well-rounded butt (or so I'm told).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
American literature and adolescent movies turn my crank. Not only can I quote stretches of Steinbeck like poetry, I know most of the lines from "Animal House" by heart.

Love strange foods with names that I can't pronounce in out of the way eateries, but good old southern comfort food never fails to get my attention either.

I'll apologize right now for my musical tastes: late '70s rock with a smattering of '60s folk and '50 doo-wop make up the vast bulk of my MP3s.
The six things I could never do without
Cheetos (crunchy, not baked), the Turner Classic Movies channel, handful of books I read and re-read, Topsiders, my grandfather's pocket watch, and my dawg.

(Hah -- though I was gonna throw the kids in there, didn't you? Waaaay too predictable.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex; lots and lots of sex, and just possible with YOU, dear reader, dressed as Wonder Woman.

What those stringy things *really* are in hot and sour soup. Why the silver tea set my grandmother left me tarnishes so quickly. How it's possible that my kids can hear me whisper "candy" all the way across the house, yet can't hear my say "clean your friggin room" when we're face to face.
On a typical Friday night I am
Home with my kid(s), making sure homework is done so he can enjoy the weekend. Either that, or duct taping my youngest to his beds so you and I can go out somewhere that would make you ashamed to tell your mom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've "done it" in more unusual places than your average porn performers.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're sick and tired of being a good girl, of living by outdated moral standards, if you want romance and passion -- and you've wanted to do it on the first date but didn't think you should. If you want a 40-something guy who can still make fun of everyone around us when we're people watching. And if you want a guy who will *still* buy you silly cards for no good reason when the initial hot excitement of dating has segued into a sweet relationship.