Remember when your mom told you certain boys only wanted one thing from you?
She was talking about me.
OK, ok, so I'm actually looking for that one special girl to date -- but when we're dating... Be prepared to test the limits of your morals!
If that sends you scrambling for the 'back' button, that's OK. I can make you laugh at the world around us, can poke fun at the pseudo-intellectuals spouting half-baked sophistry, can remodel your bathroom, understood enough quantam mechanics to have written an undergrad thesis on fuzzy logic, put myself thru college as a firefighter, know jokes dirty enough to make a construction worker blush, have been an escort at debutante balls, hate ALL professional sports, and will talk you into going with me to an adult bookstore on your lunch hour.
I am Sexy, Sarcastic, and Lovable