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22 Fairhaven, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:51am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Alright well My name is James, 21, kinda big, I'm a nerd, socially awkward as fuck, and never been in a relationship which makes this even harder. I've been on this site for a while and find the whole internet dating thing an exercise in futility, not unlike trying to meet girls (or people in general) in real life. Apart from my looks, which aren't much, I find myself to be a decent catch. I'm employed, I have a car, and my (I don't want to say desperation) desire to be in a relationship makes me believe I'd never cheat on anyone. It's such a pain in the ass t meet people i bet i wouldn't even have the where with all to do it in the first place, and why ruin something I've been working on for years to have. But I digress. I'll give you this much,
1. I smoke
2. I hate just about everything and everyone (or I'm just bored with it)
3. I'm a nerd, like legitimately a nerd, not a hipster, nerd
4. I have aspergers syndrome, which makes social encounters really friggin hard for me.
5. I work on martha's vineyard so i don't have a lot of down time, i procastinate as much as possible due to this.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just working, making money, getting by, don't know beyond that. Only idiots plan more than a few moves ahead
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
gears of war, random trivia (or at least stuff i think is random), drawing (but please dnt ask me to draw anything specific, my style is more comic booky and cartoony), and impressions of people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my sense of humor, im a total smartass and you'll see that almost instantly. i don't mean to offend anyone but i just do it to be comfortable in a social situation. or the fact that i look like an enormous toddler
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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my movie list is kinda long but i'll list some of my favourites, southpark, bigger,longer,and uncut. zombieland, shaun of the dead, hotfuzz, paul, good morning vietnam, full metal jacket, apacolypse now, starwars, indiana jones (not the new one, though I do own I am not proud of myself), lord of the rings (though only on rare occasions cuz the movies are really long and i sometimes suffer from attention deficit....oooh shinny), wait where was I, oh yeah movies, and anything from Kevin Smith's askewniverse.

love southpark, the walking dead, dexter, metalocalypse, titan maximum, futurama, familyguy, american dad, anime (bleach, code geass, DBZ, & DBZ abridged, halo legends, cowboy bebop, and my new favorite Baccano), and archer

as far as music goes, i like most kinds, (especially rock and metal) not rap or country though.

the only books i've read are by karin traviss and are about gears of war. zombie survival guide, overthrow (don't read it unless you are looking for a good reason to hate the U.S. Government, they're quite dispicable)

I play xbox a lot in my spare time, Gears of War (duh), Halo, Call of Duty, Bullet Storm, GTA5, and Assassins Creed (all of them, they get better as they go)

I know it's not listed but my favorite quotes are:

"no poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country, he won a war by making the other poor bastard die for his" General George S. Patton

"I must be butter, 'cuz I'm on a roll!" Anonymous

"nobody dies in the back of the ambulance, they were either DOA, or they died at the hospital" my paramedic teacher. (this is legally true for any state that doesn't allow paramedics to pronounce a code during transport)

I'll think of more when i come to them
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family/friends, tv, videogames, intellectuals, the constant threat of terrorism (i think we've just all grown accustomed to it, don't you), and my dog curtis. (not necessarily in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
you know what tenitus is, the ringing in your ears that seems to come from nowhere, that's what i usually have in my head.

That or different cosplay designs, steampunk shit, stuff like that, which i do as do most of my friends
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
preparing for a horrid day at work. cuz my job wont give me saturdays off. otherwise just relaxing, playing videogames, smoking like a chimney, and watching tv/movies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Like i said I have aspergers which means I'm on the autistic spectrum. I'm also kind of anti social but I'm trying to come out of my shell best i can. I'm really just bad at talking to new people
You should message me if
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we have things in common.

if you feel like it.

You're a Chivette

hell i don't know, i don't bite, just go ahead and say something