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iLands

25 M Norfolk, VA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm John.
And I'm
twenty-five.

I'm a confident UPenn graduate who enjoys adversarial activities.

I perform best under pressure.

If you're into skinny white guys, I'm a sane, successful one.

I live in the city, yet have a farm on a river.

I'm not perfect; I hope you aren't either.
What I’m doing with my life
I:
am striving to stay alive forever.
sleep more than you.
just acquired a new kitten and started my last year of law school.

I'll be safe and dance often.
I’m really good at
Sleeping.
Generating get-rich-quick schemes.
Standing on the shoulders of giants.
Laughing.
Cat whispering.
Beards (if needed)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
THE SINGULARITY IS NEAR
Salinger
Vonnegut
Dr. Seuss
Dystopian novels
Catch 22
Post Secret
Calvin and Hobbes

Movies:
Pixar
Wes Anderson
Miyazaki
Scorsese
Black Dynamite!

Music:
Anything with throbbing bass.

Dubstep.
Trance.
Psytrance.
Electrohouse.
IDM.
Lo-fi.
Twee.
Folk.
Anti-Folk.
Hip Hop.

The Cure.
NMH.
Elliott Smith.
Andrew Jackson Jihad.
Kimya.
Conor.
Kasher.
RiFF RAFF!
mc chris!
KE$HA.
Kanye.
Gambino.
Chance.

Food:
Korean

TV:
The Boosh
Robot Chicken
The six things I could never do without
Moore's Law.
Money.
Denver Broncos.
Late nights.
My family, including my kitten, Bitey.
Sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll tell you in another life, when we are both machines.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I seem too legit to quit.