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iLands

26 Wardensville, WV Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Student
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm John.
And I'm
twenty-six.

I'm a confident law school graduate who enjoys adversarial activities.

I perform best under pressure.

If you're into skinny white guys, I'm a sane, successful one.

I live in the city, yet have a farm on a river.

I'm not perfect; I hope you aren't either.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I:
am striving to stay alive forever.
sleep more than you.
just graduated law school.

I'll be safe and dance often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping.
Generating get-rich-quick schemes.
Standing on the shoulders of giants.
Laughing.
Cat whispering.
Beards (if needed)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
THE SINGULARITY IS NEAR
Salinger
Vonnegut
Dr. Seuss
Dystopian novels
Catch 22
Post Secret
Calvin and Hobbes
Anarchy, State, and Utopia
The Road to Serfdom

Movies:
Pixar
Wes Anderson
Miyazaki
Scorsese
Black Dynamite!
Lego Movie

Music:
Anything with throbbing bass.

Dubstep.
Trance.
Psytrance.
Lo-fi.
Twee.
Folk.
Anti-Folk.
Hip Hop.

The Cure.
NMH.
Elliott Smith.
Andrew Jackson Jihad.
RiFF RAFF!
mc chris!
Gambino.
Chance.
Chief Keef.
Kimya.
Conor.
Kasher.
KE$HA.
Kanye.
Kendrick.

Food:
Korean

TV:
The Boosh
Robot Chicken
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Moore's Law.
Money.
Denver Broncos.
Late nights.
My family, including my kitty, Bitey.
Sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll tell you in another life, when we are both machines.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Ya wanna do folksy, outdoorsy stuff or explore a city.