Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
PhD in stem cells and diabetic complications (mouse doctor). No
cavities. 6'0". Mitch Hedberg. I only go to walmart between 2am and
5am. I check email obsessively but haven't been to my mailbox in
two weeks. You like football more than I do, but I can sew better
than you can.
I don't sleep very much, so if I message you at unconventional
hours, don't assume I'm all wasted and prowling. Probably am, but I
might be waiting on something to happen in lab.
"Better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing,
than a long life spent in a miserable way". -Alan Watts
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Avoiding road traffic and the post office
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Contradicting my economical grocery shopping with frivolous
Grammar (e.g., correctly selecting then/than, to/two/too,
Sewing (birthday present in 2010)
I've never pursued it, but I have amazing balance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never confronted anyone about it, but probably that I'm in a
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Netflix, you and I waste waaaaay too much time together.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where did I leave my slippers?
Did I say that in the least creepy way possible?
My smartphone is fucking RETARDED.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My career mandates that I don't make a distinction between the 7
days of the week.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You make interesting observations about the world around you.
You are not afraid of big, bumbling dogs, or concede to deal with
You enjoy fine adult beverages, or are willing to watch me enjoy
You have a busy life, full of things that you enjoy occupying your
You have more than one photo so that I can be confident that you're
not a spammer trying to sell me viagra.
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