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My self-summary
PhD in stem cells and diabetic complications (mouse doctor). No cavities. 6'0". Mitch Hedberg. I only go to walmart between 2am and 5am. I check email obsessively but haven't been to my mailbox in two weeks. You like football more than I do, but I can sew better than you can.

I don't sleep very much, so if I message you at unconventional hours, don't assume I'm all wasted and prowling. Probably am, but I might be waiting on something to happen in lab.

"Better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing, than a long life spent in a miserable way". -Alan Watts
What I’m doing with my life
Avoiding road traffic and the post office
I’m really good at
Contradicting my economical grocery shopping with frivolous hobby-spending
Grammar (e.g., correctly selecting then/than, to/two/too, there/their/they're, you're/your)
Sudoku puzzles
Getting distracted
Sewing (birthday present in 2010)

I've never pursued it, but I have amazing balance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've never confronted anyone about it, but probably that I'm in a hurry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Netflix, you and I waste waaaaay too much time together.
The six things I could never do without
Immediate family
Canine companions
Netflix, apparently
Pocket knife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where did I leave my slippers?
Did I say that in the least creepy way possible?
My smartphone is fucking RETARDED.
On a typical Friday night I am
My career mandates that I don't make a distinction between the 7 days of the week.
You should message me if
You make interesting observations about the world around you.
You are not afraid of big, bumbling dogs, or concede to deal with them anyway.
You enjoy fine adult beverages, or are willing to watch me enjoy mine.
You have a busy life, full of things that you enjoy occupying your time with.
You have more than one photo so that I can be confident that you're not a spammer trying to sell me viagra.