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jmes88

27 London, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:36pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Busy working my job as a cop.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pouring cereal into the bowl then realising I have no milk.
Pouring milk into the bowl then realising I have no cereal.
Pouring bowl into the cereal then realising I have no milk.
Bowl no milking into the pour then I have cereal realising.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pluralising things that shouldn't be (Feets) and insisting that the plural of fish is feesh. ( fuck you spell checker I know I'm right. )
Dungeons and Dragons games, however I need to be taught how to do a Scottish accent.

Oh and running. I do that a bunch. I try to stick to about 5-10k because after 45 mins the fun wears off a bit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile.
Or that my hair is approximately 90% fluff and 10% annoying and in the way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Sabriel - Garth Nix ( or anything by him really )

Film: Primer or equilibrium. I like scifi and things that are complex even for no reason.

Music: Anything electro/house

Although I have bits from everything on my ipod. Every type I can get my hands on. I will happily listen to almost anything.

Food: Sausages and pasta.
Ice cream is particularly seductive.
Chocolate milk, addicted to the stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Insulin
Gym
Food
Rainy Days
Bed
Cuddles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Creative writing
Drawing
Fitness/nutrition
Why fat girls use a downward angle and high amounts of blur and light in loads of their photos in an attempt to look thin, then post a dark unflattering body pose from a distance for the big reveal where they look like they would beat a hobo to death over a Jaffa cake ...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Curled up with a good book/film
Or hosting a game.
You should message me if
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You want to talk. I don't message first.