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26 F Washington, DC

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I love: learning, going outside my comfort zone, banter(ing), people-watching, being outdoors, being around animals. This list is a work in progress.

I'm pretty clumsy. I get extremely excited about the little stuff. Currently working on being more spontaneous (yes, I am fully aware of how very cliché that sounds).

I am an optimist, an idealist at heart. I have always loved nature, animals, biology -- my first dream job was to work for National Geographic. Namely take pictures for the magazine, get paid to travel the world, the usual.
Dream job 2: veterinarian.
Dream job 3: teacher, in order to have full access to a chalkboard all the time. the prospect seemed exhilarating. I think I equated chalkboards with power, lots of power...
What I’m doing with my life
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Just started a new job as a teacher. My end goal is to focus on early childhood literacy in public schools.

Figuring out how to incorporate animals into my life without actually getting a pet of my own (yet).
I’m really good at
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People watching. and avoiding answering questions like this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows... 30 Rock, The Office, Boardwalk Empire, True Blood, Game of Thrones, South Park, Real Time with Bill Maher, Parks and Recreation, Dexter, Stewart & Colbert, Sex and the City, The Inbetweeners (UK), Skins (UK), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Downton Abbey, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Party Down (both seasons).
Currently catching up on: The X-Files, The West Wing, & Breaking Bad, Sherlock

Movies... The Princess Bride, The Big Lebowski, Good Night & Good Luck, Quills, The Constant Gardner, Marathon Man, The Graduate, Good Will Hunting, almost any James Bond movie, Kissing Jessica Stein, Little Miss Sunshine, There Will Be Blood, No Country for Old Men, Fargo, Jaws, Monty Python, Garden State, Finding Neverland, Finding Nemo, The Painted Veil, Shawshank.

Books... To Kill A Mockingbird, A Song of Ice & Fire, Slaughterhouse Five, The Things They Carried, Night, The Green Mile, Hannibal, Le Petit Prince, The Lovely Bones, Water for Elephants, The Phantom Tollbooth. I've been getting more into audiobooks lately.

Comics (I have a huge soft spot for these)... Snoopy, Garfield, Calvin & Hobbes, The Far Side.

Podcasts... Car Talk, Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!, This American Life, RadioLab, All Songs Considered, On Being, Snap Judgement
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Completely impractical stuff. Where I want to buy a one-way ticket to. My bucket list. How I need to spend more time outdoors. Elephants. Gorillas. The lives (and heights) of giraffes.
How humans (and the planet, really) were better off before the rise of agriculture... and how not to get too depressed about that...

When I'm going to finally learn Yiddish. I don't believe languages that aren't "spoken" any more are "dead"... call me sentimental, but I don't think that just because I spent a good chunk of my life learning Latin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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on here? alright..

in May (2013.. yes I need to update my profile) my friend and I got ridiculously lost hiking in Shenandoah/ the Blue Ridge mountains. We may have made it all the way to the edge of the park..
You should message me if
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You think chatting/ meeting would be worthwhile.

You have red hair.. and/or are rocking freckles. Or you have a beard.

You have seen the six-fingered man, or you have been watching American Horror Story and/or Hannibal. Two totally unrelated things, I know.

You are open-minded, intellectual, curious, witty, can laugh at yourself, care about what life has to offer.