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jmh3000

33 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is John Michael.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work with high schoolers. They're the funniest people in the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Friendship. Not taking anything too seriously, ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Strange way of speaking. But I don't have a speech impediment or anything. Not really. At least, I don't think I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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John Jeremiah Sullivan, David Foster Wallace, Nicole Krauss, Dave Eggers, George Saunders, Brian Doyle, Jack Handey, David Rakoff, Jonathan Lethem.

Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, In Bruges, Beautiful Girls, Vertigo, The Lives of Others.

the xx, Bob Dylan, the National, the Mountain Goats, Bruce Springsteen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pranks, and hangin' out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an apartment on the eastside, but I stay in my RV roughly 362 days a year. I love it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've been terrible at keeping up with this okcupid thing, responding to messages and all. It's kind of a big source of guilt and anxiety for me. So know that going in.