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31 North Hollywood, CA Woman


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  • Ages 25-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 9:00pm
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has cats
My self-summary
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***I got a tiny, adorable cat from a shelter about two years ago. He was going to be euthanized for no reason. He can be a pain sometimes, but I love his chubby face. He's not so tiny anymore. I named him Luigi.***

***I just want to clarify that the pic with the duck lips is a joke. I'm not trying to be sexy or cool. I'm just making fun of the girl next to me at the bar doing the same stupid face, and posting her ridiculous selfie to Instagram and facebook. But I do tend to duck the lips at times. I'm usually thinking really hard. Now that's sexy. ***

Why are so many guys messaging me......"You're the type of trouble I want to get into...", I don't think I look like any type of trouble. I think I look like happiness and butterflies, maybe I should rethink my photos. ha

Why do some of your profile pics look like mug shots? Just curious.....

So anyway, I moved from New Jersey to LA almost 3 years ago. And no, I do not go to the tanning salon, or wear leopard print on a daily basis. I do, however, have a cousin named Joey Meatball. I had the name nickname as a child because I was well fed..... don't Judge!

I tend to be silly, don't take myself too serious. I don't like when people try hard to be cool. I actually find it rather funny, and try to not associate with that type. I am very friendly, I think that I am a genuine, nice person. I'm a opera singer. I am trying to pursue a career as a vocalist for composers, movie soundtracks, as well as commercials. I LOVE animals. I am a huge advocate of rescuing animals. Oh and I am a huge scifi nerd. My friends call me Stargeek. I want to live and work on a wonderous space ship and fly through galaxies. I said I was a nerd.
What I’m doing with my life
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I freelance as a marketing manager, and brand ambassador for an events company. I also work as a server for a catering company. I'd rather do something creative in the arts, but I need to make sure Luigi stays plump.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making friends
eating food
decorating a Christmas tree
taking down the decorations from the Christmas tree

Things I'm bad at:
spelling-not sure what happened throughout the years, I used to win spelling bees, all the kids were so jealous, then one day it just all went away, now here I am with run on sentences and freakin spell check. It's sad.

Parallel Parking-I will literally drive 12 blocks from my house to avoid this, or I will run out of the car screaming and the other passanger will be forced to do it for me. I'm also working on this, baby steps.

Fighting-everyone, including my mother, laughs at me because I can't be mean, even when I'm really upset and start to scream, people laugh. This also saddens me, I want to be a tough son of a bitch and scare people. But instead they get a good giggle. ONE DAY, they'll all see.......
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told my eyes. I hate answering these questions. Maybe my dance moves because I will dance at any moment. Music does not need to be playing for me to be playing, this doesn't even make sense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pride and Prejudice and basically anything by Jane Austen, Lord of the Rings Triology, there are a lot more, just can't remember authors names.
oh wow movies that's a hard one: Serenity, The Last Samurai, Fight Club, Gladiator, Braveheart, Minority Report, Star Trek, James Bond films, American Beauty, 500 Days of Summer, Big Fish, Willow, Resident Evil, Lord of the Rings, Stargate, Once, The Notebook, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, STARGATE SG-1, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Supernatural, and Buffy
Music: Opera or classical, classic rock, a little country, The Cure, 80's music, Ryan Adams (love his cover of Taylor Swift), Glen Hansard.
Food: Italian, Chinese (sucks out here), Philly Pretzels, Wawa, Thai, healthy food. I love eating, and eating, and..........
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Peanut Butter
Peanut Butter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
stupid question……
Ok I've decided to add something here because it bothers me a quite deal. Will I ever find the right pillow? For some strange and mysterious reason, all of my pillows end up flat as a pancake within a few weeks of buying them. Now, you might ask, why not buy a fancy, beautiful pillow from Bed Bath and Beyond or Boscov's? Well I'm not made of money people, Walmart will have to suffice. Also, this starts me thinking, do I have a big head or neck, is it so different from the rest of the population? So there I lay all night, tossing and turning on my pancake, thinking about my big neck. Ok, I will stop rambling now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm either working, watching a movie, or losing time with Netflix. It's a love hate relationship….well more on the love side.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I split my pants two seperate times. The second time, I danced my way to the floor, but didn't dance my way back up. Luckily I was just acting like an ass with my sister. The unfortunate part is that I really liked those pants.
You should message me if
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You will make me laugh, like I mentioned before I don't like people that take themselves too seriously. We are only here for a short time, and I'd rather drop it like it's hot then sit in a corner pondering the flaws of the world. Please don't get me wrong, I can be deep and intellectual when the opportunity arises. I just want to find the joy in life first. I'm looking to meet friends and if the right person comes along, then maybe a relationship.

Oh and if you have a great suggestion for a pillow for this head, It
would be greatly appreciated.

PLEASE don't email me creepy messages. I don't want to meet you in a alley and pretend I'm scared, I don't want to dress up like a animal (unless we're going to Comic Con), and I sure as hell don't want to name your body parts. (Yes, these people are real) It just makes me angry....I'm just going to electronically punch you in the junk. Happy shopping.......