OH yay the inevitable self summary where I am supposed to sum up
who I am as a person in a few paragraphs. I suppose I could sum
things up by saying I'm a bit of a sarcastic realist. I'm always
looking to find the funny side of things and making people laugh at
things that they're not supposed to. Im looking for new people to
have a good time with and hang out
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I work as an orthotic technician making leg braces and
prostetics for people with dissabilities. In my time when I'm not
working, I am a stand up comedian and work on scriptwriting and
I’m really good at
Being my friends therapist (all of them). Also helping and making
awkward situations and self deprecating humor are pretty good
talents of mine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite movies: The Crow, Pulp Fiction, Inglorious Bastards,
Boondock Saints, Ted, Red State, all of Kevin Smith's movies (minus
jersey girl), True Romance, Alien (all of them) and Predator, and
if it has Walken I'll watch it.
TV: Heroes, Breaking Bad, Archer, Louie, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock,
The Whitest Kids You Know, Tosh.O, Terriers, Party Down, Rescue me,
Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story.
Books: Choke, Dantes Inferno, The Fuck up, Happy Endings: Tales of
a Meaty Breasted Nothing, Stories from the Road.
The six things I could never do without
1. A fine shrubbery
4. My Friends
5. Stand up
6. The constant source of entertainment that is the green line
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ideas for T.V. shows or movies. Also about different comedy skits
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually out at the bar with my firends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't stand pretentious people or people with a high sense of
self-entitlement and will go out of my way to annoy those I find to
be that way cause they usually crumble when questioned.
Also im bi racial if you can guess the otuer race you win a prize.
If you guess incorrectly well then you're a little racist but its
ok its Boston.
You should message me if
You have a general idea of what you want in life. If you know who
you are as a person and what your passions and interests are. I
respect anyone who lives their life persuing their passions and
what makes them happy. Also, I tend to really enjoy talking to
people who are creative and artistic.