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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 22
Black, White
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Graduated from two-year college
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
My self-summary
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OH yay the inevitable self summary where I am supposed to sum up who I am as a person in a few paragraphs. I suppose I could sum things up by saying I'm a bit of a sarcastic realist. I'm always looking to find the funny side of things and making people laugh at things that they're not supposed to. Im looking for new people to have a good time with and hang out
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I work as an orthotic technician making leg braces and prostetics for people with dissabilities. In my time when I'm not working, I am a stand up comedian and work on scriptwriting and film making.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being my friends therapist (all of them). Also helping and making awkward situations and self deprecating humor are pretty good talents of mine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite movies: The Crow, Pulp Fiction, Inglorious Bastards, Boondock Saints, Ted, Red State, all of Kevin Smith's movies (minus jersey girl), True Romance, Alien (all of them) and Predator, and if it has Walken I'll watch it.

TV: Heroes, Breaking Bad, Archer, Louie, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, The Whitest Kids You Know, Tosh.O, Terriers, Party Down, Rescue me, Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story.

Books: Choke, Dantes Inferno, The Fuck up, Happy Endings: Tales of a Meaty Breasted Nothing, Stories from the Road.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A fine shrubbery
2. Movies
3. Humor
4. My Friends
5. Stand up
6. The constant source of entertainment that is the green line
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ideas for T.V. shows or movies. Also about different comedy skits and things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out at the bar with my firends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't stand pretentious people or people with a high sense of self-entitlement and will go out of my way to annoy those I find to be that way cause they usually crumble when questioned.

Also im bi racial if you can guess the otuer race you win a prize. If you guess incorrectly well then you're a little racist but its ok its Boston.
You should message me if
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You have a general idea of what you want in life. If you know who you are as a person and what your passions and interests are. I respect anyone who lives their life persuing their passions and what makes them happy. Also, I tend to really enjoy talking to people who are creative and artistic.