I am who I am. TO, INFINITY, and BEYOND.
My Self-Summary
Jesus christ, who actually puts content into these things. It's not
like someone would ever put the effort into filling this with
anything meaningful, let alone legible. Can any of you even read
your own writing? I wonder if any of you can read *my* writing. I'm
an absolutely horrible penman. Literally, if you're just looking
for someone to make you feel better about your own handwriting look
no further. I am your man.
I regret to inform all of you that no amount of words could even
begin to give you an inkling of what I am like. That would be no
fun anyway, the best part of friendships are getting to know the
person.
AMIRITE?
What I’m doing with my life
Are you ready for this? It's a biggun.
I literally have not one idea of where I will be next year.
I want to go to California, get a good job, buy a house in the
mountains outside of San Francisco, and live the good life with
someone to love. I've spent quite a bit of time in socal and I
absolutely love what I've seen. San Francisco was a beautiful place
too.
I'm currently employed here in Yakima full time as a computer nerd,
as long as this remains a fact, I will remain here.
I'm building a computer controlled environmental control unit for
gardens, if I'm lucky it'll make me millions of dollars. If I'm not
I'll have wasted hundreds of hours of time I could have spent on
crochet.
I’m really good at
- Stating the obvious
- Awkward moment
- Ignoring mortal wounds
- Cooking
- Promoting cannabis legalisation
I'm positive there's more!
Oh hey! I can work on those computer things, too.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, apparently it's not normal for a guy to have medium length
hair. I spend about 30 seconds on it each morning. I spent more
time on my hair when it was shorter. It's not a big deal, really.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Where the Red Fern Grows, The Cannabis Cookbook, The Art of
Deception, The Notebook
Movies: I Am Legend, Pulp Fiction, Pineapple Express
Music: Death Cab for Cutie, Lil' Wayne, Fleet Foxes, Yeah Yeah
Yeahs, Ting Tings, This Will Destroy You, Explosions in the Sky,
Shpongle, Dntel, The Postal Service, God is an Astronaut, Flyleaf,
Ronald Jenkees, Silversun Pickups, Tech N9ne, Tom Petty
Food: Anything to cure the munchies.
The six things I could never do without
Computers
Sleep
My two best friends
My motorcycle
THE INTERNET
Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
OH PONDEROUS THOUGHTS, WHERE ART THOU.
I think about the people I'm missing, what I'll be doing after
work, how I can slack off today, what's going on this weekend, who
I'm texting right now, how my hair doesn't feel normal and there's
a hole in my right sock (remind me to throw that one away
darling).
I wish I could be Victorian for a day.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm partying. I'm not a party animal but I won't turn down a party
when invited. I'm just like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have a forbidden love affair with Arizona Iced Tea. I also have a
very deep rooted fear of dying alone.
You should message me if
Compromise! You should message me if you'd like to learn something
about me. However, in exchange, I want to learn something about
you.