Well hello, my name is John. Thank you for clicking on my profile, your free gift is in the mail. Okay, so about me. Let's see, I work as a freelance IT guy and as as a sales associate at an electronics store while finishing school. I have a bachelor's degree from UCF, which means that I spent a crapload of money for a piece of paper that I can hang on my wall. I'm part of a dying breed of people that understands the difference between "your" and "you're." I see the movie "Idiocracy" as a prophecy of things to come.

I'm a pretty mellow guy, unless I have something to do, in which case I make sure to not wait until the last second to take care of a pending matter.

I live in a part of Florida populated with a majority of retirees and NASCAR fans. So, as long as you are under the age of 62 and do not know (or care) who Tony Stewart is, then we will get along just fine. I'm always in Orlando since I work there all week.

I'm not a crazy driver, but I tend to become aggravated when a Buick Regal is going 35 in a 55 in the left lane on a six lane road.

So, why am I here? Excellent question! I'm always working or at school or studying, which doesn't leave a lot of time (or energy) to go to a bar or club and go through the whole routine of buying a girl a drink and hope that she is interested in me. Honestly, I'm sick of going through that whole routine. I'm a nice guy and a bit old fashioned (hold doors open, flowers, etc.) So if you would like to get to know me, don't be afraid to message me. I promise I don't bite, but I am known to nibble every once in a while.

Currently going for a film degree at Valencia. Other than that, working and saving money.

I have this morbid curiosity to learn how everything works, which kind of sucks because I can never truly enjoy a gadget because I'm always thinking on the logic to its function. On the plus side, this has helped me in achieving the ability to know how to fix things (cars, appliances, electronics, etc.) so I guess there is some merit to my insanity. Oh, and cooking. Also directions. I make Ferdinand Magellan look like Helen Keller.

That if I'm running in slow motion, an explosion is sure to follow? No idea.

Lord of the Flies, The Kite Runner, The Namesake. I do read a lot of articles and screenplays, so that tends to occupy a lot of my down time.

Google, Caffeine, Car, Netflix, Cell Phone, My Sweet Awesome Mattress (pillow tops rule).

How to achieve my short-term and long-term goals. And how Jersey Shore is actually a successful show watched by millions. I weep for the future.

Either working or relaxing.

I'm the reason why the iPod Shuffle has a "Do Not Eat" warning label.

You are looking for a nice guy that will do everything in his power to make you feel like you are the most important person in the world, or a friend that will not leave you face down in a gutter outside a shady bar...without cab fare and a return address.