Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You’re not going to get to know me from anything I write here
because I don’t see myself the way others do, so just message me
and get to know me that way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Becoming the first upper middle class white kid to make it out of
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making 30 minute brownies in 28 minutes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That my sarcastic wit doesn’t quite fit with my kind eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pulp Fiction, Blade Runner, Enter the Void, Royal Tenenbaums, Take
Shelter, Taxi Driver, Super Troopers, Jackie Brown, Death Proof,
Almost Famous, god the list goes on.
Arrested Development, Family Guy, The Wire, American Dad, Seinfeld,
Party Down, Parks and Rec, Workoholics, Big Bang Theory, 30 Rock,
Chappelles Show, goes on and on.
Music - everything but country and dubstep.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The smell of fresh cut steaks sizzling on the grill in my back
yard. The gurgling sound that comes from my coffee maker just
before a fresh steaming pot is ready to be enjoyed…
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next big adventure… somewhere new? Somewhere I’ve been but need
to see again? The options are endless.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
After taking a hot shower and exchanging the t-shirt and jeans for
a V-neck and jeans, I’ll head over to this hole-in-the-wall on the
Hudson where my best friends and I unwind with a couple drinks
after a crazy week at work. Before long though, I’m ready for some
pizza at my favorite place on the lower east side...
You should message me if
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The type of woman I find attractive tends to be passionate about
nature and getting outside. She knows the difference between a good
bourbon and a bad scotch and can keep up during conversations that
extend beyond the latest celebrity scandal. If that sounds like
you, send me a message and let’s chat more…
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